Clem Before the Storm

[Johnny The Cook]

Don't small towns like Taos hold big parades when a police officer or deputy sherrif is dissolved into a puddle of green goo and has to be identified by his dental records and the frantic accounts of hysterical witnesses? I imagine the whole town will line the streets as his coffin beaker drives by in the hearse. Flags will fly at half staff. I might even get a tear in my eye...and I'll have to stop serving creamed spinach for a while...out of respect.

[Brand Nar Gath]

hey, tatjana's mum is heading to Taos tomorrow.  Do youse guys have a proper survival guide she can borrow?  Or maybe some pointers as to how to avoid jonny the cook's viands?  she also said you could kill her off if it worked with the story...

[Joe Jack Onassis]

Don't small towns like Taos hold big parades when a police officer or deputy sherrif is dissolved into a puddle of green goo and has to be identified by his dental records and the frantic accounts of hysterical witnesses? I imagine the whole town will line the streets as his coffin beaker drives by in the hearse. Flags will fly at half staff. I might even get a tear in my eye...and I'll have to stop serving creamed spinach for a while...out of respect.

I have to say, I don't understand all of this negative energy being directed my way.  Yes, I may be a member of Taos' finest, but I draw a paycheck just like the rest of you.  Mine just doesn't have grease stains or egg yolk on it.  And as I recall, it was a completely different officer that was being an ass to you blue-collar folk.  In fact, over the last two sessions, I have been the one who has broken all the laws.  All our "criminal element" has managed to do is ride around on the back of a truck and watch Buck roll around on the asphalt.  So please, when dissing the fuzz, please be specific.  I wear my badge over my heart, and it breaks a little every time I read these slanderous posts.

[Akker Redd]

I for one trust Apple-Jack to put the well being of the people of Taos and the county over worries about a little minor law breaking, especially when we are clearly faced with the activities of some governmental or quasi-governmental agency who the through their action could have caused the death or undeath of a great many people. It is officer "shotoku" who needs to wake up and smell the truck stop coffee and decide who he serves, the good people of this community or these government goons who might well do something bad to anyone who knows too much. Honesty is not always the best policy and sometimes following the letter of the law just gets everyone dead, or undead depending on the situation.

[hoa nguyen]

I don't like the cops here. Or anywhere else for that matter.

But I'm more afraid of these federal types that are swarming around and trying to cover up what happened at the zombie farm. I think it's just a matter of time before they figure out that we saw something down there and they try to make us disappear.

If Deputy Jackie-O is going to help keep them away from us, I'll cut him some slack. I think we're gonna need to work together to stay alive or stay out of Gitmo.

[Johnny The Cook]

I have to say, I don't understand all of this negative energy being directed my way. So please, when dissing the fuzz, please be specific.  I wear my badge over my heart, and it breaks a little every time I read these slanderous posts.

I wasn't dissing the fuzz...although I will when they are dissable...I was hazing the party memeber who was not at the game. You know, there was a time when we would all tell stories of the missing man's horrible fate. I guess with no wing men I'm flying solo.

[Johnny The Cook]

Or maybe some pointers as to how to avoid jonny the cook's viands?

I'll have you know that we received a 3 rating in the last Zagat Guide.

[Akker Redd]

Just remember Johnny, he who fights and runs away lives to fry another day. We'll just have to fry, and fry again.

We should remember to check in with Sister Theresa the Spanking Nun, she could well come in handy again, plus didn't she take some goop to analyze? Or did Johnny take it to the restaurant?

[Akker Redd]

I'll have you know that we received a 3 rating in the last Zagat Guide.

How did you fair in the Zagnut Guide?

Don't worry I'm sure you'll fry hard with a vengence.

[Joe Jack Onassis]

I appreciate the votes of support (from everyone but "Me love you long time" at least).  About officer Mike, I don't much care for him either, but we are in need of a human shield from time to time, remember.  And what kind of name is officer  Mike?  No last name?  That's like Officer Cher.  That's the kind of guy thta can't be trusted.

[hoa nguyen]

I appreciate the votes of support (from everyone but "Me love you long time" at least).  About officer Mike, I don't much care for him either, but we are in need of a human shield from time to time, remember.  And what kind of name is officer  Mike?  No last name?  That's like Officer Cher.  That's the kind of guy thta can't be trusted.

Have I ever done anything to make you think I'm easy or some kind of whore? Or you just automatically assuming that because I happen to be Vietnamese?

And people wonder why I wanna leave Taos. Buncha small town rednecks kissing rich tourists' asses.

"I'm that mutha fuckin gook on da block dat holds it down
Other people sellin o's while dis gook is sellin pounds"

[Brand Nar Gath]

ya know, its downhill all the way from Taos, just let the ooze from your cooch grease the way and off you go!!

[hoa nguyen]

ya know, its downhill all the way from Taos, just let the ooze from your cooch grease the way and off you go!!

Don't talk about your mama's kooze that way, bitch.

[Joe Jack Onassis]

Have I ever done anything to make you think I'm easy or some kind of whore? Or you just automatically assuming that because I happen to be Vietnamese?

Jeez, I dunno, maybe the whole "Hey Mr. Fix-it, I know we just met and all, but is it cool if I crash at your pad tonight?  I'll let you look under my hood!" 

Anyhow, I didn't know you was Vietnamese.  I thought you was Asian.

[hoa nguyen]

Have I ever done anything to make you think I'm easy or some kind of whore? Or you just automatically assuming that because I happen to be Vietnamese?

Jeez, I dunno, maybe the whole "Hey Mr. Fix-it, I know we just met and all, but is it cool if I crash at your pad tonight?  I'll let you look under my hood!" 

Anyhow, I didn't know you was Vietnamese.  I thought you was Asian.

He gave me a ride home to get my Glock. But we sure as shit didn't sleep together.

Don't go starting rumors and shit. I got enough to worry about from that Officer Cher, ooops, I mean Mike.