Ultra-rare filk from an underground filker

[Joe Jack Onassis]

"NAZI"  (to the tune of Janet Jackson's "Nasty")

Gimme a beat!

Sittin' in your filthy home
Thinkin' nazi thoughts
Better put the shotgun down
I'm just here to talk

That's right let me tell it

     Nazi, Nazi boys, don't mean a thing
     Oh you Nazi Boys
     Nazi, Nazi boys, my gun will sing
     Oh you Nazi boys

I don't like no nazi sights
I don't like nazi sounds
The only nazi thing I like
Is a nazi in the ground

This old man do?
Uh huh, you know...say...

     (chorus)

Nazi, nazi boys, plannin a nazi plot
Nazi, nazi boys, let me see your nazi body drop

I could learn to like this, listen up...

I'm not a hero cop, I just want a paycheck
So drop the gun if you don't want to get shot
Cause diplomacy is my middle name
My last name is shoot first
No my first name ain't Jack
It's Joe Jack...Applejack if you ain't nazi

     (chorus)

Nazi boys don't mean a thing
Oh you nazi boys don't mean a thing to me
Nazi...don't mean a thing
Oh you nazi boys
(I shot that guy)

Hey!  Who's that readin' nazi lit?  Nazi boys!
Who's that talkin' nazi shit?  Nazi boys!
Who's that ravin' that nazi rave?  Nazi boys!
Who's lyin' in that nazi grave?  Nazi boys!

Hoa?: "Nasty boys don't mean a thing"

Oh, You Nazi Boys!

[Joe Jack Onassis]

"NAZI GRAMPS BACK OFF"  (to the tune of "Nazi Punks Fuck Off" by the Dead Kennedys)

Gramps ain't got no normal mind
Been brainwashed by Nazi-kind
Their pamphlets won't tell you true
What happened to Oskar will happen to you

     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps--Back Off!
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps--Back Off!

If you've come to fight, better get it straight
I don't give a damn if you're a hundred-and-eight
While you're holdin' that gun, get it in your head
If I got something to say, I'll say it with lead!

     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps--Back Off!
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps--Back Off!

Prune juice fuels your Nazi hate
I'll bust a cap in your bald pate
You nazi nut, you're off your rocker
I'll blast you out from behind your walker!

I'm a country cop, not a humanitarian
And I ain't scared of no octagenarian
I'll take on any old geriatric
Gimme three and I'll get a hat trick!

     Nazi Gramps
     Nazi Gramps
     Nazi gramps--Back Off!
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps--Back off!

You'll be the first to know,
I'll be your biggest foe,
You'll be the first to go,
Unless you think...

[hoa nguyen]

Good stuff! 

"NAZI GRAMPS BACK OFF"  (to the tune of "Nazi Punks Fuck Off" by the Dead Kennedys)

Gramps ain't got no normal mind
Been brainwashed by Nazi-kind
Their pamphlets won't tell you true
What happened to Oskar will happen to you

     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps--Back Off!
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps--Back Off!

If you've come to fight, better get it straight
I don't give a damn if you're a hundred-and-eight
While you're holdin' that gun, get it in your head
If I got something to say, I'll say it with lead!

     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps--Back Off!
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps--Back Off!

Prune juice fuels your Nazi hate
I'll bust a cap in your bald pate
You nazi nut, you're off your rocker
I'll blast you out from behind your walker!

I'm a country cop, not a humanitarian
And I ain't scared of no octagenarian
I'll take on any old geriatric
Gimme three and I'll get a hat trick!

     Nazi Gramps
     Nazi Gramps
     Nazi gramps--Back Off!
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps,
     Nazi Gramps--Back off!

You'll be the first to know,
I'll be your biggest foe,
You'll be the first to go,
Unless you think...

[Sister Bea Attitude]

Apparently we just needed to wait for Brad's genre to come round!  Great filikng.