GM Lapses

[Johnny The Cook]

I'm sure our GM is getting to this next episode...right after I get my butt-load of XP, but I have noticed that it is the apocalyspe and I still don't have any cool mutations. Extra limbs would be very perfect...think how many kids I could beat. A heavy duty carapace would help to protect me from zombie harm. How about x-ray vision, then I could see if the MREs are still good before I open the package...wouldn't work for the twinkies, but you cannot have everything.

[hoa nguyen]

I'd be willing to take that mutation that mysteriously doubles your XP. Or the one that lets you take an extra feat per level.