Who will be the first person to be ass raped in the shelter?

[Atom Bomb]

VOTE!!!!

[Akker Redd]

I think giant scorpions are about to give him a once over. I hope there's another mechanic around.
Clem will probably get it next.

[hoa nguyen]

I'm surprised Johnny Depp wasn't an option.

Pretty boys always get drilled first.

[Johnny The Cook]

I've got some nun fun in mind.

[hoa nguyen]

I just wanted to let the person who voted for me know that I will blow your fucking dick off if you try it.

[Akker Redd]

Actually, if I do survive this I'll ass rape that damn giant scorpion!

[hoa nguyen]

All this talk reminds me of a joke...

What’s the difference between a white person and milky cum squirting out of a dick?

Cum doesn’t scream and beg when it gets shot.

[Brand Nar Gath]

I just wanted to let the person who voted for me know that I will blow your fucking dick off if you try it.

who says you wre getting ass raped with a dick?

[hoa nguyen]

I just wanted to let the person who voted for me know that I will blow your fucking dick off if you try it.

who says you wre getting ass raped with a dick?

Yeah, that's right. I forgot you were Canadian and might not have even the faintest idea what to do with a dick.

I'll send ya a free box of Tim Horton's so you can practice on 'em and get up to speed.

[Brand Nar Gath]

Hey, I'm not saying it would be me - perhaps you should keep your fantasies to yourself - its the rather odd assortment of characters that you have surrounded yourself with that have me concerned...

[hoa nguyen]

Hey, I'm not saying it would be me - perhaps you should keep your fantasies to yourself - its the rather odd assortment of characters that you have surrounded yourself with that have me concerned...

I'm not too worried. I don't think any of them are stupid enough to want to pick their severed dicks up off the floor.

[Johnny The Cook]

"Ass Raped in the Shelter" (sung to the tune of "The Small Hours" appropriately by Holocaust and covered by Metallica on Garage Days Re-Revisited)

Ass raped in the shelter, poor Sister Bea
Tear off her habit, ass laid bare
You cannot save Bea, she has no prayer
Her body broken...no repair

And as I'm giving it to you, in my own special way
Your sanity crumbles, day after day, a-ha

Nuclear bombs have gone off, it was a blast
All of the people are aghast
You're now at my mercy, you soon will see
As I go on a raping spree

And as I'm laying into you, in my own special way
Your sanity crumbles, day after day

Do not take for granted, that you are safe
You'll be defiled until you chafe
No one gets a pass, all get a turn
You've got something for which I yearn

And as I am fucking you, in my own special way
Your sanity crumbles, day after day

[hoa nguyen]

DON'T GO POSTAL ON US, COOKIE (Sung to the tune of "Don't Pull Your Love Out on Me, Baby" by Hamilton Joe Frankenreynolds)

Don't go postal on us, cookie
Cause we know you ain't no rookie
Saw more in Iraq than just camels and scuds
Don't go postal on us, Johnny
Think you're killing Baghdad commies
Please don't leave us drownin' in our blood

Gee, you're good with your fists
Trained well by the feds
Just don't have a flashback
Rain blows down on our heads
Y'know when you come unhinged
You'll kill everything in your path
Y'know we don't wanna die in a nasty bloodbath

Don't go postal on us, cookie
Cause we know you ain't no rookie
Saw more in Iraq than just camels and scuds
Don't go postal on us, Johnny
Think you're killing Baghdad commies
Please don't leave us drownin' in our blood

Haven't we been good to you
Sharing cigs and MREs
But this shelter is getting cramped
And PTSD is a grave disease
Should we keep you medicated
So you don't go ballistic
We saw you with  those kids and know you're sadistic

Don't go postal on us, cookie
Cause we know you ain't no rookie
Saw more in Iraq than just camels and scuds
Don't go postal on us, Johnny
Think you're killing Baghdad commies
Please don't leave us drownin' in our blood

There's so much we need to do
Kill scorpions and forage for food
Danger's growing and we need you in our crew

Don't go postal on us, cookie
Cause we know you ain't no rookie
Saw more in Iraq than just camels and scuds
Don't go postal on us, Johnny
Think you're killing Baghdad commies
Please don't leave us drownin' in our blood

[Johnny The Cook]

Looks like we have a three-way tie. Should be an interesting clusterfuck. I'll stay in the kitchen to preserve my meager sanity.

[Brand Nar Gath]

don't forget the BeeGees

Well, you can tell by the way I used to sleep,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and woman warm, I've been sleep walking around
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may sleep the other way.
We can try to understand
the lack of sleep's effect on woman.

Whether you're snoozin or whether your dreamin,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' awake, stayin' awake.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' awake, stayin' awake.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' awake.

Well now, I get low and I get high,
and if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
the lack of sleep's effect on woman.

Whether you're snoozin or whether your dreamin,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' awake, stayin' awake.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' awake, stayin' awake.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' awake.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin' aawake

Well, you can tell by the way I used to sleep,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been sleep walking around
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the lack of sleep's effect on woman

Whether you're snoozin or whether your dreamin,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' awake, stayin' awake.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' awake, stayin' awake.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' awake.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' awake.