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News: Half-orc trades axe for sword and adopts moniker "Lalli the Blade"
 
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Joe Jack Onassis
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« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2007, 10:54:57 AM »
Rene, last week you mentioned coming up with some "back-up characters."  Not that I want Applejack to die (quite the opposite) but if something should happen, I don't want to spend all evening creating a new guy.  So, what level are these "back-ups" starting at?  Second?
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« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2007, 10:59:10 AM »
Quote from: Shotoku on August 28, 2007, 05:35:14 PM
Well I do have a 16 charisma.

16 charisma.  That's nice.  And only two lower than mine.  Add that to the fact that you are now a middle-aged zombie and I somehow don't really view you as a threat.  I think the Japanese chick is gonna fall for me.
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« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2007, 12:14:35 PM »
Quote from: Joe Jack Onassis on August 29, 2007, 10:59:10 AM
Quote from: Shotoku on August 28, 2007, 05:35:14 PM
Well I do have a 16 charisma.

16 charisma.  That's nice.  And only two lower than mine.  Add that to the fact that you are now a middle-aged zombie and I somehow don't really view you as a threat.  I think the Japanese chick is gonna fall for me.

Now boys...I think you should share...there's enough for both of you.
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« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2007, 12:19:44 PM »
Since it may be up to us to repopulate the earth, I am now accepting volunteers. Any lady in the shelter who wants to carry Johnny's baby (babies) just needs to speak up. No special treatment or extra food rations...although we may smoke a couple of fags afterward (Karl Rove...I'm talking about you).

It will, of course, be up to the women entirely to care for the infants, but they will have bragging rights as to the parentage of the child. I expect Julia Roberts to be first in line.
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« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2007, 07:09:28 PM »
To the tune of the Ramones' "Sheena is a Punk Rocker"

"Johnny is a Baby Maker"

    Well the world's all screwed up and we've no place to go
    We've no place to go now
    The shelter door's locked
    You see I'm a stud as I'm kneading the bread dough
    You've been eyein' my buffet
    And the wares on display
    Well Johnny the Cook really has it all
    Oh yeah, oh yeah

    Johnny is a baby maker
    Johnny is a baby maker
    Johnny is a baby maker now
    Johnny is a baby maker
    Johnny is a baby maker
    Johnny is a baby maker now
    He's a stud stud, a baby maker
    Rude dude, a baby maker
    Babe babe, a baby maker
    Nude dude, a baby maker

    Julia Roberts is lined up and ready to go
    She's ready to go now
    She wants to be first
    Ladies are vying for this deadly cooking beau
    Even the stoic nun
    Gets in line for a bun
    Well Johnny the Cook takes care of them all
    Oh yeah, oh yeah

    Johnny is a baby maker
    Johnny is a baby maker
    Johnny is a baby maker now
    Johnny is a baby maker
    Johnny is a baby maker
    Johnny is a baby maker now
    He's a Don Juan, a baby maker
    Playboy, a baby maker
    Babe babe, a baby maker
    Nude dude, a baby maker

    Johnny is a baby maker
    Johnny is a baby maker
    Johnny is a baby maker now
    Johnny is a baby maker
    Johnny is a baby maker
    Johnny is a baby maker now
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« Reply #35 on: August 30, 2007, 12:10:42 PM »
Quote from: Shotoku on August 29, 2007, 10:12:16 AM
Whats the matter Sis, never had a real orgasim?

Jesus doesn't put out.
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« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2007, 05:01:47 PM »
Brides of christ have to look out for each other.
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« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2007, 05:12:41 PM »
They really should go down on eachother.  Safe Sex is important for all nuns in my world.
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« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2007, 06:37:53 PM »
Did we ever find a way to get the communications room up or a way to even raise the antenna? 

And could someone bring their gurps book for me to check out?
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