Fresh Filk for Rotting Zombies

[Akker Redd]

Bea's Favorite Things

Cutting off noses and chopping up kittens
Axe laden bloodbaths and euthanizing children
Abusing patients tied up with string
These are a few of Bea's favorite things

Blood spatter bed-sheets and barbecued poodles
Axe-falls and slay smells and human blood doodles
Unneeded surgery cutting off things
These are a few of Bea's favorite things

Girls in white dresses with bloody throat slashes
Glowing snowflakes that melt my face and eyelashes
Nuclear winters that cover the spring
These are a few of Bea's favorite things

When the axe bites
When the scorps' stings
When she's killing your dad
Bea simply remembers her favorite things
And then she goes mad

[Akker Redd]

Dead Like Thee  (do re mi  from the sound of music)

Let's crawl out from the shelter
We need to find some parts
Wonder what might kill me
Remember we are team three

Don't kill me, don't kill me
Don't want to find a killer with my photo
Or I'll be dead like thee

Bea:] I like to kill I feel so free_
Mike] Let's do something sleazy

Hoa, a thug, a female thug
Clem, an unbalanced mind
Bea, a nun, she's doctor death
Johnny, from that bear he should have run
Joe, the second part is Jack
Buck, death stalks him through the snow
Mike, there are voices in his head
That will bring us back to Hoa (oh-no-no-no)

GM: (spoken)]
Now survivors, the gas will not last too long
and you have few tools to carry on.
Once the politicos are dead,
Oprah takes control and sends out Joe-Jack and his band.

Hoa, a thug, a female thug
Clem, an unbalanced mind
Bea, a nun, she's doctor death
Johnny, from that bear he should have run
Joe, the second part is Jack
Buck, death stalks him through the snow
Mike, there are voices in his head
That will bring us back to Hoa (oh-no-no-no)

[Sister Bea Attitude]

Spectacular!

[hoa nguyen]

Dead Like Thee  (do re mi  from the sound of music)

Let's crawl out from the shelter
We need to find some parts
Wonder what might kill me
Remember we are team three

Don't kill me, don't kill me
Don't want to find a killer with my photo
Or I'll be dead like thee

Bea:] I like to kill I feel so free_
Mike] Let's do something sleazy

Hoa, a thug, a female thug
Clem, an unbalanced mind
Bea, a nun, she's doctor death
Johnny, from that bear he should have run
Joe, the second part is Jack
Buck, death stalks him through the snow
Mike, there are voices in his head
That will bring us back to Hoa (oh-no-no-no)

GM: (spoken)]
Now survivors, the gas will not last too long
and you have few tools to carry on.
Once the politicos are dead,
Oprah takes control and sends out Joe-Jack and his band.

Hoa, a thug, a female thug
Clem, an unbalanced mind
Bea, a nun, she's doctor death
Johnny, from that bear he should have run
Joe, the second part is Jack
Buck, death stalks him through the snow
Mike, there are voices in his head
That will bring us back to Hoa (oh-no-no-no)

I am what society made me, yo.

[Johnny The Cook]

Somebody is a Julie Andrews fan...

[Shotoku]

I think my favorite so far

[Joe Jack Onassis]

Somebody is a Julie Andrews fan...

You mean to say there's somebody who isn't?

[hoa nguyen]

Somebody is a Julie Andrews fan...

You mean to say there's somebody who isn't?

I instantly became one when she bared her tits in S.O.B.