Filking on All Hallows Eve

[hoa nguyen]

So, who wants to be first to filk on Samhain Week?

[Brand Nar Gath]

certainly not someone playing another 'Todd Character.'

[Shotoku]

only Todd can properly play a "Todd Character"

[Brand Nar Gath]

Neil Young - Song X Lyrics

Hey asshole away we go
We're on the road to never wearing
protective long underwear


Where life's a joy
for girls and boys
And only will get better

Hey asshole away we go
We're on the road to never wearing
protective long underwear

Hoa and Mike
The zombie and his hard-case
Without a plan they left the shelter
And then were laid to waste

Hey asshole away we go
We're on the road to never wearing
protective long underwear

The priest was there
with sandy hair
Religion by her side
She saw His law was broken
The punishment was applied

Hey asshole away we go
Along the road to never
Hey hoA away we go
We're on the road to never wearing
protective long underwear

[solo]

He held her hand
and wished her well
Although his heart was aching
The armor was fake
The AC was fake 
The holy war was breaking
It's hey ho away we go
We're on the road to never
Where life's a joy
for girls and boys
And only will get better

Hey hoA away we go
Along the road to never
Hey hoA away we go
We're on the road to never
Hey hoA away we go
Along the road to never
Hey hoA away we go
We're on the road to never wearing
protective long underwear

[solo]

The priest was there
with sandy hair
Religion by her side
She saw His law was broken
The punishment was applied

[Johnny The Cook]

only Todd can properly play a "Todd Character"

And, apparently, can only write a "Todd Filk".

[Brand Nar Gath]

not exactly sure what that means, but please, by all means, continue to abuse me.

[hoa nguyen]

WELL-ARMORED GIRL (Sung to the tune of "Cinnamon Girl" by Neil Young)

I wanna live
With a well-armored girl
I could be happy
Hiding behind
That well-armored girl

I saw her in pictures
Up on the big screen
She had a face then
You know she looked like a dream
My well-armored girl

In the apocalypse
Her looks melted away
Now she's got more armor
Than a marine brigade
My well-armored girl

A disfigured beauty
Her face makes you sick
But I can stick with her
While her AC's 26
My well-armored girl

GM send me armor
I don't wanna be a martyr
I need a bulletproof vest
Something to protect my chest
Yeah...yeah...yeah.

[Brand Nar Gath]

I'll accept your homage to my AC as an apology.  But next time, during the weeks previous to the miscalculated and apparently DM apoproved 26 AC, when my AC is only 15 (as it was for the first 3 or 4 sessions with me present), I expect you to similarly step up and say "hey Todd, your AC is way too low man!"

[hoa nguyen]

I'll accept your homage to my AC as an apology.  But next time, during the weeks previous to the miscalculated and apparently DM apoproved 26 AC, when my AC is only 15 (as it was for the first 3 or 4 sessions with me present), I expect you to similarly step up and say "hey Todd, your AC is way too low man!"

Done.

[hoa nguyen]

MIKE, YOU'LL BE A ZOMBIE SOON (Sung to the tune of "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond)

Remember that night
When I pulled the knife
You're still angry I know
And you've got that right
But don't eat my face

I don't like the cops
But I'll cut you some slack
Get on your good side
Before you lose track
And your humanity fades
Eat the rest and let me run away

Don't you know
Mike, you'll be a zombie soon
Please don't eat my brain
Mike, you'll be a zombie soon
Please, I don't like pain

You've been misunderstood
By everyone else
But your friend Hoa's sayin'
Just be yourself
Even if you're undead

I'm an open-minded girl
Wouldn't shoot you down
But some of these others
Are trigger happy clowns
So eat them first
Mike, you know I'm not the worst

It's up to you
Mike, you'll be a zombie soon
Please don't eat my brain
Mike, you'll be a zombie soon
Please I don't like pain

[Oprah]

Well, you all know I don't filk...it's beneath a person in my position, but I have been working out at the shelter:

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[Akker Redd]

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