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« on: November 14, 2007, 01:03:39 AM »

ZOMBIE FARM (Sung to the tune of Bob Dylan's "Maggie's Farm")
WHAT THE HELL'S THAT CLOUD (Sung to the tune of "Get Off of My Cloud" by the Rolling Stones)
"Zombie Farm" to the tune of Frank Zappa's "Rhymin' Man"

Fry Hard (to the tune of "Die Hard" by Venom)
GREASE MONKEY (Sung to the tune of "Brass Monkey" by the Beastie Boys)
THIS PARTY IS RETARDED (Sung to the tune of "Get the Party Started" by Pink)
"The Cook at Luv's" (To the tune of "The Look of Love" by Burt Bacharach)
I'VE JUST SEEN A BASE (Sung to the tune of "I've Just Seen A Face" by the Beatles)

"NAZI"  (to the tune of Janet Jackson's "Nasty")
"NAZI GRAMPS BACK OFF"  (to the tune of "Nazi Punks Fuck Off" by the Dead Kennedys)

SUBTERRANEAN FALLOUT BLUES (Sung to the tune of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan)
CALL ME JOE JACK (Sung to the tune of "Hit the Road Jack" by Ray Charles)
A BULLET FROM HOA NGUYEN (Sung to the tune of "A Candle in the Wind" by Elton John)
Apple Jack (Sung to the tune of...well..."Apple Jack" by Miss Dolly Parton)
MUSHROOM RISING (Sung to the tune of "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR)
World in Apocalypse (sung to the tune of "the Age of Aquarius"  by 5th Dimension)
UP, UP AND AWAY (Sung to the tune of "Up, Up and Away" by the 5th Dimension)
"Atomic Bombs Took My Vision Away" (sung to the tune of "The KKK Took My Baby Away" by the Ramones)
A KID WHO'S CLUBBED BY ANOTHER KID'S A DEAD KID  (to the tune of Nation of Ulysses' "A Kid Who Tells on Another Kid's a Dead Kid")
"HATCHET NUN"  (to the tune of Blondie's "In the Sun")
THE NUN ON THE BUS (Sung to the tune of "The Wheels on the Bus" by whoever wrote that annoying fucking song)
Stuck in the Shelter with You (to the tune of "Stuck in the Middle with You" by Stealers Wheel)
Bea Attitude (to the tune of "Attitude" by the Misfits)
Helter Shelter (I think you know)
LET'S SPEND SIX MONTHS TOGETHER (Sung to the tune of "Let's Spend the Night Together" by the Rolling Stones)
ATOMIC WONDERLAND (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
JOE JACK DON'T BE A HERO (Sung to the tune of "Billy Don't Be a Hero" by Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods)
Asian Girl (To "China Girl" David Bowie)
I'm the Happiest Nun in the Fallout Shelter (To "I'm the Happiest Girl in the Whole USA"  by Tanya Tucker)

Cancer Boy, Joe Jack and Hoa to the tune of "Abraham, Martin, and John" by Richard Holler
TENNANT'S BOOK (Sung to the tune of "Picture Book" by The Kinks)

DOWN IN THE SHELTER (Sung to the tune of "Down on the Corner" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
HIDIN' IN THE SHELTER (Sung to the tune of "Lookin' Out My Back Door" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Scorpions (to the tune of "Proud Mary" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

"Ass Raped in the Shelter" (sung to the tune of "The Small Hours" appropriately by Holocaust and covered by Metallica on Garage Days Re-Revisited)
DON'T GO POSTAL ON US, COOKIE (Sung to the tune of "Don't Pull Your Love Out on Me, Baby" by Hamilton Joe Frankenreynolds)
Stayin' Awake (to the tune of the Bee Gees "Stayin Alive")

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD (Sung to "It's a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong)
FALLOUT FIESTA (Sung to the tune of "Copa Cabana" by Barely Manatall)
"At Last" ("At Last" Ella Fitzgerald)
Sister Bea (sung to the tune of "Let It Be" by the Bea-tles.
SEVEN DOPES IN A SHELTER (Sung to the tune of "Three Coins in a Fountain" by Frank Sinatra, et al)
LIBRARY SHELTER (Sung to the tune of "Eleanor Rigby" by the Beatles)

"Johnny is a Baby Maker" to the tune of the Ramones' "Sheena is a Punk Rocker"

"DON'T TAKE YOUR NUN TO TOWN"  (to the tune of "don't take your gun to town" by Mr. Johnny Cash)
SEVENTEEN CLICKS AND RISIN' (Sung to the tune of "Five Feet High and Risin'" by Johnny Cash)
Bear Baitin' Blues (sung to the tune of "Rockabilly Blues" by Johnny Cash)
VIETNAMESE PAWN SHOP GLOCK (Sung to the tune of "Tennessee Flat Top Box" by Johnny Cash)
"TAOS BLUE-LIGHT SPECIAL"  ( to the tune of Mr. Cash's "Orange Blossom Special")
The Cook/Johnny Varjak (Sung to the tune of "The Rebel/Johnny Yuma" by the Man in Black)
HEY OPRAH (Sung to the tune of "Hey Porter" by Johnny Cash)

Bea's Favorite Things
Dead Like Thee  (do re mi  from the sound of music)

Have My Baby-The Cook's Theme (sung to the tune of Be My Baby written by Phil Spector, Jeff Barry and Ellie Greenwich)

A MAN HAS BEEN FLAYED (Sung to the tune of "A Man Needs a Maid" by Neil Young)
Oscar and the Atom Bomb (To the tune of "Needle and the Damage Done" by Neil Young)
DOWN IN THE SHELTER (Sung to the tune of "Down By the River" by Neil Young)
HEAD STUFFED IN TORSO (sung to the tune of "Ohio" by Neil Young)
Oprah (to "Helpless" by Mr. Young)
ONLY HOA CAN BREAK YOUR HEART (Sung to the tune of Neil Young's "Only Love Can Break Your Heart")
"Let the Filkers Soar" (sung to the tune of "Let the Eagles Soar" by John Ashcroft)
SISTER THE KILLER (Sung to the tune of "Cortez the Killer" by Neil Young)
LIKE A HEMORRHOID (Sung to the tune of "Like a Hurricane" by Neil Young)
Three Years in a Shelter (as to the tune "3 Coins in a Fountain" sung by "old three eyes")
Lawman Needs A Mate  (to "A Man Needs a Maid" by one of Canada's finest)

RICKY DON'T LOSE THAT MEMBER (Sung to the tune of "Rikki Don't Lose that Number" by Steely Dan)
"His Penis in a Warm Nun"  (to the Beatles tune "happiness is a warm gun")
Todd's Character's Song (sung to the tune of Danny's Song by Kenny Loggins)
School’s Plagued with Zombies (sung to the tune of School's Out by Alice Cooper)
The Logistical Song (to the tune of "The Logical Song" by Supertramp)

Hoa-Hoa (to the tune of Mr. George Harrison's "Wah-Wah")
Joe Jack was Meant to be your Boyfriend (sung to the tune of "Video Killed the Radio Star" by Trevor Horn, Courtney Courson, Geoffrey Downes, and Bruce Woolley)
EVERYBODY'S HITTING ON ME (Sung to the tune of "Everybody's Talking at Me" by Harry Nilsson)
Love Hoa (to the tune of "Love Hurts" --you say Nazareth, I say Grahm and Emmylou)
Joe Jack Wants in Hoa's Drawers (to "Knocking on Heaven's Door" by Bob Dylan)
"Joe Jack's Dream" (sung to the tune of "What Child Is This?" by anybody who wants to make a buck at Christmastime, or if you prefer "Greensleeves")
I'm coming out (sung to the tune of "I'm coming out" by Bernard Edwards and Nile Rodgers)
Poke Hoa's Haunches (to the tune of "Pocahontas" by Neil Young)

Gimme Gimme Gimme (sung to the tune of the same name by Abba)
Hoa Hates the Shelter (to the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff" by Bob Marley)
Tap the Hoa Jack to the tune of HIT THE ROAD JACK by Ray Charles...
Hey Dude (sung to the tune of "Hey Jude" by the Beatles.)
All the Zombie Children (sung to the tune of "Eleanor Rigsby" by the Beatles)

Sanford's Out of Town (to the tune of "The Boys are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy)
"Kid in his Chair" (to the tune of "Scarborogh Fair" by Simon and Garfunkle)

Sister Attitude (sung to the tune of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger)

Snowmobile  (to the tune of Daniel Johnston's "Rocketship" (as done by the Dead Milkmen))
Bea, Stop the Bleeding!  (to "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey)
"Mister Gatt Man" (to the tune of "Mister Sandman" by the Chordettes)
Can't stop till I've killed enough (sung to the tune of "Don't stop till you get enough" by Michael Jackson)
LLamaBob (to the tune of Lollipop by the Chordettes)
JOE JACK HUSTLER (Sung to the tune of "New Jack Hustler" by Ice-T)
Llama Bob (to the tune "Barbara Ann" by the Bitch Boys)
Little Fried Dumplin' (sung to the tune of "Little Deuce Coupe" by the beachy boys)

JUST WHO IS THAT CYBORG ON THE SNOWCAT (Sung to the tune of "How Much is that Doggie in the Window" by Patti Page)
WHEN YOU'RE EATEN IN YOUR SLEEP (Sung to the tune of "When You're Talking in Your Sleep" by The Romantics)
Asian Skin Tones (to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music)
CAN'T HAVE MY SKIN TONE (Sung to the tune of "Can't Find My Way Home" by Blind Faith)
On Top of the Food Chain (sung to the tune of "On Top of the World" by The Carpenters)
Beware of Mike  ("Trust In Me" from the jungle book, by richard m. sherman and robert b. sherman)
SNOWY DAYS AND ZOMBIES GET ME DOWN (Sung to the tune of "Rainy Days and Mondays Get Me Down" by the Carpenters)
Circle of Death (sung to the tune of "The Circle of Life" by Elton John and Tim Rice from The Lion King soundtrack)
ZOMBIE PARTY (Sung to the tune of "Garden Party" by Ricky Nelson)
BE TRUE TO YOUR GHOUL (Sung to the tune of "Be True To Your School" by the Beach Boys)
Consumable Heros (to "Disposable Heros" by Metallica)

Neil Young - Song X Lyrics
WELL-ARMORED GIRL (Sung to the tune of "Cinnamon Girl" by Neil Young)
MIKE, YOU'LL BE A ZOMBIE SOON (Sung to the tune of "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond)

SHOT WITH A CHAIN GUN (Sung to the tune of "Back on the Chain Gang" by The Pretenders)
DOCTOR TENNANT (Sung to the tune of "Doctor Robert" by the Beatles)
Name, Rank & Number (to the tune of "Unforgettable" by Nat King Cole)
I Lie in Pieces (sung to the tune of "I Fall to Pieces" by Jim Reeves and, more popularly, Patsy Cline)
“I’m Sorry Oprah†(sung to the tune of "Cleaning Out My Closet" by Eminem or "Stealing Like a Hobbit" by the great Luke Ski who's filking to Eminem.)
METAL GUTS (Sung to the tune of "Metal Gods" by Judas Fucking Priest) 



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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 09:17:08 AM »

Brilliant!
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 11:03:01 AM »

I think we need to trim that list down to a 12-15 song "Best Of" CD.

Everybody vote for their two favorite post-apocalypse filks and we shall tally the results.
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 02:39:54 PM »

Picking only two is very hard. I would have to say "Asian Skin Tones" and "A Kid Who's Clubbed By Another Kid's A Dead Kid", but close seconds are "Fry Hard", "Joe Jack Hustler", "Ass Raped in the Shelter", "Seventeen Clicks and Rising", "Hoa Hates the Shelter" and "Mister Gatt Man".

All in all, a brilliant spate of filkage.
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2007, 01:47:22 PM »

I liked "Atomic Bombs Took my Vision Away."  Any Ramones filk is bound to be good.  My favorite one though was "Joe Jack Don't Be a Hero."  You can really hear the concern in the lyrics there (right up to the end, at least).  I think it showed us Hoa's true feelings for Applejack.
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