Poor spacefreaks, we hardly knew you

[? the Iq]

So, since we've spent a little time together on the ship, who the hell are you people?   All I know are names, and that Rene is a big giant rhinocerous with poor judgement. 

[Brand Nar Gath]

Representative of the Greater Earth Alliance; Gargel, Inter-galactic envoy to the stars, representing all those not feeling safe being represented by a bio-engineered arachnoid.

[Lord of Ancients]

Representative of the Greater Earth Alliance; Gargel, Inter-galactic envoy to the stars, representing all those not feeling safe being represented by a bio-engineered arachnoid.

I don't think he's a spider, but I know what you mean.

[Dr. Em]

Allow me to introduce myself, Dr. Davros Emmerac Gimtuu at your service, or Dr. Em for simplicity's sake. 500 years young and a leading geneticist in the Jaxon medical community. I'm not in this for the money as I have more of that than I'll ever be able to spend (yes Eddie, I'm sure I can find more excuses to employ you for one thing or another), I'm on a journey of discovery. New races, new species, and now a whole new me! I feel we are being made into brothers on this expedition, quite literally as all of our genetic codes are being altered. I'm very excited to see what will happen, how we will evolve. For millennia the Jaxons have steered our own evolution, it's interesting for another source to once again take the steering wheel so to speak.

[Náriël Telemnar]

We have an arachnoid? Cool.

I'm Allah Charra, senior xenodiplomat from Earth, or Terra as you might call it. We Charras were genetically engineered by the Father Creators to shepherd Earth and its rightful inhabitants in their long journey (physical, societal and evolutional) to recover from the devastating outsider attack on Earth. We rebuilt Earth's shattered civilization, purged the remaining outsider forces (mostly), gathered its disparate peoples and joined together to fulfill the grand plan of the legendary Che Charra and the Father Creators.

Stick with me Iq. Follow my advice and everything will go swimmingly.

[Náriël Telemnar]

Allow me to introduce myself, Dr. Davros Emmerac Gimtuu at your service,

Davros...Davros...where have I heard that name? Aren't you the one who was the creator of the Daleks?

Maybe this would be a better avatar for you:

[Eddie Chang]

Eddie Chang. Terran. I've been so many places in the universe that it's hard to pinpoint one as home, though. I'm a merchant, a fixer, a jack of all trades, really. I've found that if there's one language that unites everyone in the universe, it's money. It's what I work for, it's why I'm on this mission. Yeah, saving the universe and walking through all these crazy portals are great, but once the universe is safe and sound, I wanna have some dough to spend. Oh yeah, I also collect tattoos from planets I've visted. Check out this one on my wrist. Got it back on that forest planet where I screwed a green girl. I screwed her on a bet, by the way.

[Sister Bea Attitude]

I know I am signed in as some female religious fanatic, but I am, in fact, a Zdru Mahash.  I belong to one of the oldest races in the galaxy.  Personally, I have worked for several cycles as a Prime Xenomediator.  Using my telepathic abilities, I work to maintain focus and honesty in trade and political relations between species.  I have retired from the Zdru Mahash Xenomediation Center and am working free lance.  The powers of the Zdru Mahash are known throughout the galaxy, and our skills are highly sought after, even among psionic races.

[Brand Nar Gath]

Representative of the Greater Earth Alliance; Gargel, Inter-galactic envoy to the stars, representing all those not feeling safe being represented by a bio-engineered arachnoid.

I don't think he's a spider, but I know what you mean.

YOU SAY TOMATO, I SAY TOMATO, he is the wonderful product of someone's petri dish (as we all are, really)

[Brand Nar Gath]

We have an arachnoid? Cool.

I'm Allah Charra, senior xenodiplomat from Earth, or Terra as you might call it. We Charras were genetically engineered by the Father Creators to shepherd Earth and its rightful inhabitants in their long journey (physical, societal and evolutional) to recover from the devastating outsider attack on Earth. We rebuilt Earth's shattered civilization, purged the remaining outsider forces (mostly), gathered its disparate peoples and joined together to fulfill the grand plan of the legendary Che Charra and the Father Creators.

Stick with me Iq. Follow my advice and everything will go swimmingly.

yeah, don't listen to the bug.

[? the Iq]

Thank yous to Gargel, Dr. Davros Emmerac Gimtuu, Allah Charra, Eddie Chang, and Xeno Prime.  Your cooperation is greatly appreciated, and I look forward to meeting your comrades.  If I could ask just one more small favor of you all, and ask you to provide some references (at least two) for my files.  It would be very helpful.  And Eddie Chang, would you be opposed to a criminal background check?  I assure you that you are in no danger of incarceration, the check is for the use of the Monitors only and would not affect your future employment in any way.  I look forward to working with you all, and I hope that our time together is both a fruitful and positive experience.

By the way, are any of you familiar with any Iq?  Have you seen many in your travels?  Just curious, friends.

[Brand Nar Gath]

Allah Charra and Orgo can reference me, as well as the current Earth government.

[Brand Nar Gath]

Just so you know, this is what the bug used to look like...

http://www.mvprelics.com/items/hockey/hockey-teams/boston-bruins/boston-bruins-photos~lithographs/autographed-zdeno-chara-16x20-unframed-photo-detail.htm

[Dr. Em]

Thank yous to Gargel, Dr. Davros Emmerac Gimtuu, Allah Charra, Eddie Chang, and Xeno Prime.  Your cooperation is greatly appreciated, and I look forward to meeting your comrades.  If I could ask just one more small favor of you all, and ask you to provide some references (at least two) for my files.  It would be very helpful. 
By the way, are any of you familiar with any Iq?  Have you seen many in your travels?  Just curious, friends.

I hope these bank references and medical industry references will suffice, I'm afraid I'm far too busy a Jaxon to have many social references, or at least any that are still alive.

I'll have to refer to my character sheet but there is every possibility that I have intimate knowledge of the xenobiology and chemistry of your species.

[Dr. Em]

By the way, the new avatar is much improved. Not nearly as evocative of my handsomeness as it should be but a definite improvement