In Shoggoth City

[Náriël Telemnar]

One current takes you upward
And one current draws you down
And the clues that Kerlock left us
Keep us prepetually in frowns
Go ask Shoggoth
In Shoggoth town

Nice! Grace Iq would be so proud...

[Lord of Ancients]

In Shoggoth City  (to the tune "In The Ghetto" by scott davis)

An Elder One flies
In an embattled world that's never seen a dawn
A new little shoggoth life is spawned
In Shoggoth City (Shoggoth City)
And an Elder One dies
Trust me you don't want to see them breed
And there's countless slimy mouths to feed
In Shoggoth City (Shoggoth City)

Charras, never seem to understand
For some reason he's a bug with hands
Just listen to the bug and he'll  guide your way
Don't look at E 3,
His gliter jumpsuit is blinding me,
Now here's something with five heads
Time to run the other way

Well the galaxy turns
None of these monsters has a nose
And the Shoggoths and Elder Ones have come to blows
In Shoggoth City (Shoggoth City)

And their mucus burns
Underwater in endless twilight
They'll suck out your bones
And put up a nasty fight
In Shoggoth City (Shoggoth City)

Followed Kerlock down a hole
Looking for the hall of the Shoggoth Master
Eddie wishes he was back at a bar,
Orgo goes in the wrong spincter but he dont get far
And the party cries

Dr. Em goes around sampling all the fluids
He's even creepier than D&D druids
In Shoggoth City (Shoggoth City)

An Elder One dies,
Fluids drained out in a fit of screams,
Another horror is spawned to haunt your dreams
In Shoggoth City

[Náriël Telemnar]

It's not a filk, but it was posted on the Boxcar board and Shakira+Danzig is too funny not to pass along:

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[Lord of Ancients]

Hey ya mashed potato!