What's worse than Shoggoth goo?

[? the Iq]

An Okra Stew  (to the tune of "The Killing Moon," an early one from Echo and the Bunnymen)

One Thursday night I said it
"Man, okra tastes so foul"
Up into arms the veggie lovers
Are promising next week to make me howl
With their okra stew
'll prob'ly make me spew

Taste
This against your will
To not have slimy skin
You must wait untill
The end to put salt in

Next Thursday night I try some
While holding back the gagging
The taste of slimy okra pus
My mouth is full of bug-sac eggs
Paul better not speak
Or it's sprouts next week

Taste
This against your will
To not have slimy skin
You must wait untill
The end to put salt in

[Dr. Em]

Lovely

[Dr. Em]

U Got It Cooked (sung to the tune of "U Got the Look" by Prince)

Here we are geeks
The veggie we all speak of
Boy versus okra in the world series of food
Tell me, have u got it cooked?
U walked in, I threw up
I never seen a vegetable
slime so much, baby
U got it cooked
added salt too fast
means I'll take a pass
icky, dont think I wantcha

U got it cooked, U got it brooked
U shonuf do be cookin in my book
Your greens are collard
Your duck's a mallard
If okra's good, lets eat that mallow
U got it cooked, u got it cooked

Look here
U got it cooked (u got it cooked)
U musta took (u musta took)
A whole hour just 2 prep all those pods, baby
just in time, one small light, E-Z bake is perfected (E-Z bake is perfected)
But u are a natural mucilaginous green pod unaffected (unaffected)
Did I say add salt?
My face is red, I stand corrected (I stand corrected)

U got it cooked, U got it brooked
U shonuf do be cookin in my book
Your greens are collard
Your duck's a mallard
If okra's good, lets eat that mallow
U got it cooked, u got it cooked

(theres no okra to do)
Well here we are, ladies and geeks
The veggie we all dream of (oh, please!)
Boy versus okra in the world series of food
Slammin

U walked in (I walked in)
I threw up (u threw up)
I never seen a vegetable
slime so much, baby
U got it cooked
added salt too fast
means I'll take a pass
icky, dont think I wantcha

U got it cooked, U got it brooked
U shonuf do be cookin in my book
Your greens are collard
Your duck's a mallard
If okra's good, lets eat that mallow
U got it cooked, u got it cooked

Here we are folks
The veggie we all dream of

U got it cooked
U got it cooked
U got it cooked
U got it cooked
U got it cooked

[Náriël Telemnar]

Is Anybody Leaving This Shoggoth Town
(to the tune of "Is anybody going to San Antone" by Charlie Pride or Doug Sahm)

Slime dripping off the brim of my hat
It sure is creepy here
If we’re a’heard walking through this here maze
The consequences will be severe

Shoggoths are sleeping behind each and every door
We soon could all be dead
If we wake the boss of this level
We’ll wish we would have just fled.

Chorus
Is anybody leaving this Shoggoth Town
Or are we oraficed?
If we don’t get the hell outta here soon
You know I’m going to be pissed

Sweat dripping down the neck of my shirt
Even through we’re under the sea
Fighting big shoggoths is bad enough
But humanoid ones make me pee.

I think I hear someone calling my name
It’s time to go back to the ship
Kerlock was just blowing smoke from his ass
It’s time to end this bad trip

Chorus
Is anybody leaving this Shoggoth Town
Or are we oraficed?
If we don’t get the hell outta here soon
Then you know I’m going to insist

If we don’t get the hell outta here soon
You know I’m going to be pissed

whistle to fade

[Eddie Chang]

Sorry to disappoint anyone who was expecting okra this evening. It is a summer vegetable, and I refuse to use that nasty-ass frozen okra.

You will have to wait for the pod feast.

[Eddie Chang]

SHOGGOTH SLIME (Sung to the tune of "Summertime" by Gershwin)

Shoggoth slime
And their goo trails are greasy
Tendrils are waving
And their maws gaping wide

This quest is a bitch
But we were promised good looting
So hush party members
Don't you whine

One of these sessions
You're going to rise up screaming
A shoggoth you'll see
And then you'll roll the die

But till that session
We're gonna keep on creeping
This undersea maze full of sphincters and slime

Shoggoth slime
And their goo trails are greasy
Tendrils are waving
And their maws gaping wide

This quest is a bitch
But we were promised good looting
So hush party members
Don't you whine

[? the Iq]

Sorry to disappoint anyone who was expecting okra this evening. It is a summer vegetable, and I refuse to use that nasty-ass frozen okra.

But you have no problem using that nasty-ass fresh version?  Strange.