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« on: December 14, 2007, 10:17:09 AM » |
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Other than the usual Iq fears of Okra attacks? (personally, pickled okra may be my favorite) (with some fine smoked kippers and a pipe)
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2007, 11:50:48 AM » |
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We bypassed the big Shoggoth by tossing the dwarf at him and escaped down a sort of Shoggoth commode to an underground/underwater brown mud depository where we found a fertility/earth goddess who blessed Eddie Chang in a pool of scat. After this we approached a black lake that hid a true Outsider who I defeated single handedly. Then I prepared a clone of you to replace your other character, correcting the two brain anomaly, of course.
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2007, 11:59:29 AM » |
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so does my new clone trust you less than the old me?
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2007, 01:36:05 PM » |
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So, we snuck into the Shoggoth Daddy's room looking for his stash of porno mags, but Rhinos aren't very stealthy so the Godzilla-sized ShogFather tried to put the smackdown on us. We escaped through the aforementioned loo and had a nice, refreshing flush down to a large room filled with lush vegetation but no animals. At one end is a temple, shining like a urinal cake, that is apparently where we need to go. Unfortunately, there is a greasy black lake of 'dead water' blocking the way with a sign saying "Cuidado: Piso Mojado".
We made our way up to three standing stones where Eddie Change got lectured by Terra (or so he says). She said not to teleport over the lake...it would be bad. She also noted that Eddie can don the armor and unlock the super stash of weapons and liquor hidden under the Sea of Glass in Australia.
So we went to the lake and pitched stones in until we disturbed the outsider and then fought it...getting majorly smacked around in the process. And that's where we left off. The monster is dead or disapparated, but we are not across the dead lake.
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2007, 02:50:36 PM » |
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so this is where my boatbuilding skill comes into the game. Wahoo!!
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2007, 04:46:26 PM » |
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Unfortunately your clone is still incubating.
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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2007, 05:28:24 PM » |
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Unfortunately your clone is still incubating.
Still in Dr. Em's womb. |
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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2007, 05:43:01 PM » |
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(Ahem) Incubation chamber, thank you.
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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2007, 05:43:41 PM » |
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Unfortunately your clone is still incubating.
Still in Dr. Em's womb. You're a butt-baby so when the time is right he'll poop you out. |
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2007, 05:54:00 PM » |
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No, dude, you are a butt baby.
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2007, 12:02:48 AM » |
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No, dude, you are a butt baby.
I'm intimately familiar with butt babies. *But, baby, I have a headache tonight. |
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2007, 09:53:49 AM » |
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"But baby, I'm still sore from last time..."
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2007, 11:08:18 AM » |
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Eddie Chang and the bug. Who'd have thunk it?
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2007, 12:09:42 PM » |
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"But baby, your check bounced last time..."
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2007, 12:29:58 PM » |
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"But baby, your check bounced last time..."
That was funny |
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