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? the Iq
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« on: December 19, 2007, 04:58:44 PM »
Kitten in a Jar  (to the traditional Irish folksong "Whiskey in a Jar"  that I know by way of Thin Lizzy)

I'm a lonely and a broke Iq
From somewhere and from somewhen
I hooked up with Captain Orgo
And his motley crue of henchmen
I first produced my spear gun
Then my rapier of the ancients
He said "let's get some treasure, boys!"
Not a dime of which we've seen since

And you ring dad-dum-doo-da-da
Hold on there daddy-o
Hold on there daddy-o
There's kitten in a jar-o

Now this kitten won't buy clothing
And it surely won't buy groceries
But they're quiet and they're cuddly
You just feed it through this tube, see?
They're not sold just anywhere
And they cost a pretty penny
I checked the price with Eddie
"In Japan they use the yen, G!"

And you ring dad-dum-doo-da-da
Hold on there daddy-o
Hold on there daddy-o
There's kitten in a jar-o

They're really good for storage
They stack so you can keep more
Just be sure they're held securely
Or they'll smash upon the ship's floor
It only comes in kitten
You can't get one full of pup
"Its nearly just as good," they say
"As those two girls and their one cup."

And you ring dad-dum-doo-da-da
Hold on there daddy-o
Hold on there daddy-o
There's kitten in a jar-o

And you ring dad-dum-doo-da-da
Hold on there daddy-o
Hold on there daddy-o
There's kitten in a jar-o

Some men like the kitten
And some men just like the jar
Me, I just like treasure
That kitten just don't go far
I'd like to see real booty
Something easier to divvy
Something that when we split it up
Don't send me running for the privy

And you ring dad-dum-doo-da-da
Hold on there daddy-o
Hold on there daddy-o
There's kitten in a jar-o
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 05:13:18 PM »
No filk from me today. But please enjoy the following holiday song:
http://gaspode.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c22529f0d58fdb00cdf7edd495094f.html
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 07:05:26 PM »
Good stuff guys. I've been meaning to churn out some holiday filk, but I just had an in-law here for 10 days, and now my parental units arrive tonight for a 9 day stay.

The good news is the next segment should produce enough loot to make even Eddie Chang happy (just watch as his pupils will turn to $ $).
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2007, 09:27:33 AM »
If it's money you want why don't you just ask me? I have a vast fortune.
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2007, 09:56:43 AM »
No, no, no...we're not in this for the money. We're all doing this for the greater good of all species in our universe and to save all life from Cthulhu and the outsiders. And to become god-like super beings.
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2007, 10:23:21 AM »
Quote from: Lord of Ancients on December 19, 2007, 07:05:26 PM
Good stuff guys. I've been meaning to churn out some holiday filk, but I just had an in-law here for 10 days, and now my parental units arrive tonight for a 9 day stay.

The good news is the next segment should produce enough loot to make even Eddie Chang happy (just watch as his pupils will turn to $ $).

whatever LofA, EC isn't even here this week, why are you trying to make him happy? 
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2007, 10:34:17 AM »
I yust wanted to share this other item with you in the spirit of holiday cheer:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/c8SqY9crHA8&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18&amp;rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/c8SqY9crHA8&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18&amp;rel=0</a>
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2007, 11:10:00 AM »
Quote from: Eddie Chang on December 19, 2007, 05:13:18 PM
No filk from me today. But please enjoy the following holiday song:
http://gaspode.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c22529f0d58fdb00cdf7edd495094f.html


Well at least it wasn't "Two Santas, One Cup".

I like this one:

[youtube=425,350]Jlf---13Q0g[/youtube]
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2007, 11:21:00 AM »
WALKING IN A GIANT SHOGGOTH'S LAIR (Sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" by some old fart)

Shrieks of pain, are you listening
On the walls, slime is glistening
A frightening sight
I'll soil my pants tonight
Walking in a giant shoggoth's lair

Gone away is my sanity
I'll be nuttier than Sean Hannity
The shoggoths slurp around
The pseudopods abound
Walking in a giant shoggoth's lair

In the temple we can pray to Cthulhu
Prostrate ourselves and grovel on the ground

He'll say: Are you human
We'll say: Yes sir
And he'll drag us undersea
Not to be found

Later on, we'll expire
As the scene becomes dire
We'll die in fear and pain
As the outsiders eat our brains
Walking in a giant shoggoth's lair
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2007, 12:17:34 PM »
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CTHULHU (Sung to the tune of "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" by some other old fart)

It's beginning to look a lot like Cthulhu
Ascending from the depths
Take a look at his leathery wings
And his long tendrilly things
And tell me that it won't be our deaths

It's beginning to look a lot like Cthulhu
Rising from the sea
But the strangest sight of all
Are the impossible angles in his hall
They'll surely cost us our sanity

To enslave humankind with his evil mind
Is the wish of the old Cthulhu
He’s got cults that kill and blood to spill
Things aren’t looking so good for you
And his minions can hardly wait for the bloodshed to begin

It's beginning to look a lot like Cthulhu
He’s tainted and he’s vile
R’lyeh is rising once again
The evil will never end
And rising in my throat I feel the bile

It's beginning to look a lot like Cthulhu
Soon we’ll all be dead
The apocalypse is now here
For it’s solstice time of year
Can’t you feel the dread
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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2007, 12:58:22 PM »
Quote from: Gargel of Earth on December 20, 2007, 10:23:21 AM
whatever LofA, EC isn't even here this week, why are you trying to make him happy? 

Okay, okay, to make everyone else happy there should be enough time for everyone to torture a Gargel clone to death as well.
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2007, 01:00:16 PM »
Quote from: Lord of Ancients on December 19, 2007, 07:05:26 PM
The good news is the next segment should produce enough loot to make even Eddie Chang happy (just watch as his pupils will turn to $ $).

And I did say to make even E.C. happy.

I'm sure the others would be happy to split Gargel's share of any loot if he's not interested.
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2007, 01:54:47 PM »
Who said I didn't want loot?  I will take the iqqy dr.'s fortune and all the loot the bug does not want and spread it out amidst the poor of my collective / union and the rest of the underserved in the universe (EC's paramours, take note).
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2007, 01:56:32 PM »
Oh,you better not shout, you better not cry,
You better not pout, I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is dead...
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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2007, 06:37:10 PM »
Quote from: Gargel of Earth on December 20, 2007, 01:54:47 PM
I will take the iqqy dr.'s fortune and all the loot the bug does not want ...

By using the term "bug," I am assuming you mean Allah Charra.  I an not a bug, I am an Iq.  And yes, there is a difference.

I also do want loot, just not Japanese Jar Kittens.
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