Another friendly reminder

[Zur]

We're playing on Wednesday this week, so it would be awful cool if some filk were to appear tomorrow to set the mood.

 

[Zur]

IF WE MAKE IT TO THE RED MOON (Sung to the tune of "If We Make It Through December" by Merle Haggard)

If we make it to the Red Moon
Maybe I'll stop getting Ether-sick
It's sure cold here in outer space
And our druid sure does want his magic stick

If we make it to the Red Moon
I got plans of finding a weapon for a friend of mine
Maybe a nice sharp trident
If we make it to the Red Moon we'll be fine

We're doing our part for the elements
Doing what we can to save the world
Heaven knows we've been questing hard
Finding weapons in every place they're squirreled
Now I don't mean to hate the White Moon
I'm sure it's nice this time of year
But there's a druid who needs a trident
And someone said we could find it here

If we make it to the Red Moon
Maybe I'll stop getting Ether-sick
It's sure cold here in outer space
And our druid sure does want his magic stick

If we make it to the Red Moon
I got plans of finding a weapon for a friend of mine
Maybe a nice sharp trident
If we make it to the Red Moon we'll be fine

[Mr. Woodhope]

New Gods (to the tune of "Lush Life" by Billy Strayhorn...and many apologies for murderating his song)

I used to follow all the standard gods
Those good and evil gods
With nice temples and nice peoples with an easy life
The simple lemming’s life…
From Atvar to Dhol.

The gods I knew just used and abused mortals
Then came the portals
That ruined the bliss with fiends from the abyss that start to invade
And the people were afraid…
Of Ulimec.

Then they came along with their siren of song
To tempt me with weapons!
I fight for a while against forces hostile and loyalty deepens
For Elemental Gods.

Ah yes! I worship...
Quelmey,
I worship.

Life is balanced again,
And only last year everything seemed so plain.
Now life is full of discord,
No one is bored with all the young gods at war
Bringing back the old ones will put an end to it,
And so eight heroes will attend to it.

I'll fight for you, I will
While Quelmay’s power is coursing through my veins.
New gods are through,
Bringing back justice.
We’ll keep fighting even if it’s just us
And there we'll be, men at arms
With the weapons of the Elemental Gods.

[Zur]

New Gods (to the tune of "Lush Life" by Billy Strayhorn...and many apologies for murderating his song)

I used to follow all the standard gods
Those good and evil gods
With nice temples and nice peoples with an easy life
The simple lemming’s life…
From Atvar to Dhol.

The gods I knew just used and abused mortals
Then came the portals
That ruined the bliss with fiends from the abyss that start to invade
And the people were afraid…
Of Ulimec.

Then they came along with their siren of song
To tempt me with weapons!
I fight for a while against forces hostile and loyalty deepens
For Elemental Gods.

Ah yes! I worship...
Quelmey,
I worship.

Life is balanced again,
And only last year everything seemed so plain.
Now life is full of discord,
No one is bored with all the young gods at war
Bringing back the old ones will put an end to it,
And so eight heroes will attend to it.

I'll fight for you, I will
While Quelmay’s power is coursing through my veins.
New gods are through,
Bringing back justice.
We’ll keep fighting even if it’s just us
And there we'll be, men at arms
With the weapons of the Elemental Gods.

Dayum!

That's not an easy song to filk to. And you did it beautifully!

My hat is off, sir!!!

[Mr. Woodhope]

All this talk about one of my favorite southern rock outfits got me inspired...

"Trident on the Red Moon" (to the tune of "Gator Country" by Molly Hatchet)

Mister Woodhope got his magic staff a long long time ago;
Stolen from a lich in a watery tower, don’t ‘cha know.
Kael’s got his elemental sword and it seems apropos, ha!
But Brand’s gotta go to the red moon where the quest is goin’ slow.

There's a trident on the red moon, it’s calling to Brand,
And a saying come on boy, you better get me quick understand.
The many forces from the new gods gonna have you outmanned.
There's a trident on the red moon, lord, it’s calling to Brand.

We tracked down Shotoku’s cudgel over on the Plane of Games
We even found a dirk for Loken although it seems quite lame
Then Genlok got his dwarven axe, they just handed it to him
But Brand’s gotta go to the red moon on the DM’s crazy whim.

There's a trident on the red moon, it’s calling to Brand,
And a saying come on boy, you better get me quick understand.
The many forces from the new gods gonna have you outmanned.
There's a trident on the red moon, lord, it’s calling to Brand.

They never told us that we would have to head up to the moon.
This trident better be good, baby, better be one helluva boon.
We’ve been ridin’ on this Astral skiff for more than half a year.
Brand’s chompin’ at the bit to get his shiny three-point spear.

There's a trident on the red moon, it’s calling to Brand,
And a saying come on boy, you better get me quick understand.
The many forces from the new gods gonna have you outmanned.
There's a trident on the red moon, lord, it’s calling to Brand

[Mr. Woodhope]

For those not familiar with one of Ms. Hatchet's signature songs...listen up:

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[Shotoku]

Red Fuckin' Rock (sung to the tune of Black Country Rock by Mrs. David Bowie)

Got a party of dumb bitches goin' to
Red Fuckin' Rock
You never know, we might just kill ourselves on
Red Fuckin' Rock

The Druid's handling his snake up here on
Red Fuckin' Rock
You never know, he might just go blind here on
Red Fuckin' Rock

Some say our party's crazy
But I say that we just have our point of view
And 'cause it's often hazy
in this plane of games our view is quite askew

Mr. Woodhope's hoarding treasure on the way up to
Red Fuckin' Rock
You never know, the thief might knife him here on
Red Fuckin' Rock

the faggy sorcerer throws fireballs on
Red Fuckin' Rock
the poor halfling might die again on
Red Fuckin' Rock

Some say our party's crazy
and you may adopt this popular point of view
But if you're pushing daisy's
don't you cry and moan to handsome Shotoku

Some say our party's crazy
and the rumors that they spread might just be true
So don't stand there so blasé
make yourself of use and hand the GM a brew
Ahhh

[Loken]

All this talk about one of my favorite southern rock outfits got me inspired...

"Trident on the Red Moon" (to the tune of "Gator Country" by Molly Hatchet)
We even found a sling for Loken although it seems quite lame

Great filk, just get your facts straight o absent minded wizard. I got this bad-ass Dirk. We haven't yet quested for the barbarians magic netted slingshot brief.

[Zur]

All this talk about one of my favorite southern rock outfits got me inspired...

"Trident on the Red Moon" (to the tune of "Gator Country" by Molly Hatchet)
We even found a sling for Loken although it seems quite lame

Great filk, just get your facts straight o absent minded wizard. I got this bad-ass Dirk. We haven't yet quested for the barbarians magic netted slingshot brief.

You guys can mock his undies you want. Something tells me you'll be envious once he actually gets 'em.

[Brand Nar Gath]

I wouldn't want to compete against the barbarian in that category...

[Zur]

I wouldn't want to compete against the barbarian in that category...

At 7th level, the slingshot briefs allow the wearer to instantly charm members of the same sex, the opposite sex and even small woodland animals (no saving throw).

[Brand Nar Gath]

great, so the barbarian can charm whomever or whatever, and then cut off their heads, and fuck the wound (either under head cut, or the neck cut) barbarian style...

[Mr. Woodhope]

...and fuck the wound (either under head cut, or the neck cut)...

Mmmm...Happy Thanksgiving.

[Mr. Woodhope]

All this talk about one of my favorite southern rock outfits got me inspired...

"Trident on the Red Moon" (to the tune of "Gator Country" by Molly Hatchet)
We even found a sling for Loken although it seems quite lame

Great filk, just get your facts straight o absent minded wizard. I got this bad-ass Dirk.

Thanks. I fixed it.

[Loken]

All this talk about one of my favorite southern rock outfits got me inspired...

"Trident on the Red Moon" (to the tune of "Gator Country" by Molly Hatchet)
We even found a sling for Loken although it seems quite lame

Great filk, just get your facts straight o absent minded wizard. I got this bad-ass Dirk.

Thanks. I fixed it.

Except the Dirk is actually pretty bad-ass. It'll even turn corners to hit my target when thrown, now that's a surprise attack.