Another friendly reminder

[Zur]

HE FLAMED ME COLD (Sung to the tune of "She Shook Me Cold" by David Bowie)

We met in a dungeon hall, he didn't look tough at all
He wore such girly clothes
Mother, he summoned icy fire, lit me up like a pyre
My God, he flamed me cold

Woodhope was his name, he tossed white balls of flame
That both burned and chilled
Father, he singed my clothes as he frostbit my toes
My God, he flamed me cold

I swatted with my paws, used all my claws
On many a party
He looked like a fop, thought I'd end up on top
How could he be so hearty?

His hands were fast, there was a white flash
And I ended up a flaming popsicle
It didn't feel so nice to be enclosed in ice
And all I could do was scream "N-o-o-o-o!!!"

Now my eyebrows are gone, but I'm flash-frozen like a prawn
Oh, dude, what the fuck
Mother, he summoned icy fire, and lit me up like a pyre
My God, he flamed me cold

[Mr. Woodhope]

Except the Dirk is actually pretty bad-ass. It'll even turn corners to hit my target when thrown, now that's a surprise attack.

Cool. Maybe you'll demonstrate it some time.

[Mr. Woodhope]

HE FLAMED ME COLD (Sung to the tune of "She Shook Me Cold" by David Bowie)

Excellent! Some day I'll have to listen to the Daniel Bowie chap.

[Loken]

Except the Dirk is actually pretty bad-ass. It'll even turn corners to hit my target when thrown, now that's a surprise attack.

Cool. Maybe you'll demonstrate it some time.

I'd be happy to. Thanks for volunteering!

[Zur]

HE FLAMED ME COLD (Sung to the tune of "She Shook Me Cold" by David Bowie)

Excellent! Some day I'll have to listen to the Daniel Bowie chap.

He was one of the brave fellers who died defending the Alamo from the godless, heathen, communistic, Hillary-voting Mexicans.

[Brand Nar Gath]

Except the Dirk is actually pretty bad-ass. It'll even turn corners to hit my target when thrown, now that's a surprise attack.

Cool. Maybe you'll demonstrate it some time.

I'd be happy to. Thanks for volunteering!

yeah, I'm totally glad he is volunteering... better him than his poor bird.  Does he even feed it?  Its a sad tale for society....

[Shotoku]

HE FLAMED ME COLD (Sung to the tune of "She Shook Me Cold" by David Bowie)

Excellent! Some day I'll have to listen to the Daniel Bowie chap.

He was one of the brave fellers who died defending the Alamo from the godless, heathen, communistic, Hillary-voting Mexicans.

Bowie can rock man. Check out the album The Man Who Sold The World. It's heavier than you'd ever have expected Bowie to be. Of course he is wearing a really tacky man-dress on the cover and doing his damndest to look like Lauren Bacall.

Excellent filk, btw.

[Zur]

HE FLAMED ME COLD (Sung to the tune of "She Shook Me Cold" by David Bowie)

Excellent! Some day I'll have to listen to the Daniel Bowie chap.

He was one of the brave fellers who died defending the Alamo from the godless, heathen, communistic, Hillary-voting Mexicans.

Bowie can rock man. Check out the album The Man Who Sold The World. It's heavier than you'd ever have expected Bowie to be. Of course he is wearing a really tacky man-dress on the cover and doing his damndest to look like Lauren Bacall.

Excellent filk, btw.

I've been dying to filk to "She Shook Me Cold." Not all of his stuff stands the test of time, but that one still sends chills down my spine.

[Dav'l]

I've noticed a peculiar lack of dead bodies this time around.  All traps and no bodies makes Dav'l an angry barbarian.  I'm going to have to kill someone this session, and I've narrowed it down to one of two people.  Although, now that I think about it, if I were to kill Bran we would no longer have to remain in this trap-filled nightmare world.  That would kill two birds with one stone.

[Brand Nar Gath]

at which point I polymorph the angry barbarion into a cat (or if you want, you can roll randomly)...

[Dav'l]

Have you ever seen a cat fly into a bloodthirsty rage?  Did no one learn a lesson from the Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties?  The horror, the horror...