I'm thinking about doing a green slime filk concept album

[Zur]

Here's song #2...

WALKING ON GREEN SLIME (Sung to the tune of "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves)

Oh! Ohhhh yeeeh
I used to think pit traps were harmless, now maybe I'm not so sure
So now we gotta search for traps every time we knock down a door
Now every time a trap door opens, it opens into a pool of goo
Better burn that stuff quick 'cos it will eat the flesh off of you

I'm walking on green slime, wooah
I'm walking on green slime, wooah
I'm walking on green slime, wooah
And it don't feel good!!

Hey , alright now
and it don't feel good!!
Hey, ouch! 

I used to think falling damage, that was the worst it got
The DM rolled his six siders then counted up all the dots
Now I fear ending up deep in corrosive green sludge
For that, baby, the DM will always hold my grudge

I'm walking on green slime, wooah
I'm walking on green slime, wooah
I'm walking on green slime, wooah
And it don't feel good!!

Hey , alright now
and it don't feel good!!
Hey, ouch! 

Walking on green slime
Walking on green slime

I feel the pain, I feel the pain, I feel the pain that just won't heal
I feel the pain, I feel the pain, I feel the pain that just won't heal

I'm walking on green slime, wooah
I'm walking on green slime, wooah
I'm walking on green slime, wooah
I'm walking on green slime, wooah

And it don't feel good!!
I'll say it again now
And it don't feel good!!

[Brand Nar Gath]

oh, the slime of it all... when did we last see a real slime in action against us, anyway?

[Zur]

oh, the slime of it all... when did we last see a real slime in action against us, anyway?

The pit trap right as you entered the mad wizard's moon base.

[Brand Nar Gath]

ahh it won't be soon enough until we see it agian...

[Mr. Woodhope]

Note to Self:

• Pack slimeproof socks
• Wear slimeproof socks
• Memorize Feather Fall
• Memorize Levitate
• Have the druid or Loken go first

[Mr. Woodhope]

Green Slime
(to the tune of "Green Door" by Bob Davie and Marvin Moore. My favorite versions are by The Cramps or Fozzy Bear)

(Thursday, one more night of role playin’)
(Lookin’ for pit traps he’s been layin’)
(Green slime, is that my feet you’re decayin’?)

There's an old DM
And he’s infatuated with green slime
Don't know why he does it
But he laughs a lot about the green slime
Wish they'd fish me out
‘Cause I’m now down to my knees in the green slime

(Yelled once, told them to drop me a flame)
(Tried spells, too bad I got such poor aim)
(Wonder just how much flesh it will claim)

Now my flesh is meltin’
In a bloody pool dispersed by green slime
My good stuff is all gone
As it’s dissolved to goo by that green slime
All I want to do is get outta this pit away from green slime

(Game night, one more pit trap I’m thinkin’)
(Prayin' it’s not me who’s a’sinkin')
(Green slime, is that you I smell stinkin’?)

(Green slime, think I smell it a’stinkin’)

Green slime!