A funny post from another board I'm on (not my post, someone else's)

[Zur]

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ugh, rush limbaugh. back when i had pawned everything for dope, all i had left in my shitty apartment was a clock radio and a mattress and a phone.

all i could do was listen to rush limbaugh and dr. laura and try to kick.

late, late at night tho I could call in to the station and get on the air. whatever the subjuect was, i would take the polar opposite view of the stupid talk show host, and they would put me on the air.

one time these 8 cops in Riverside shot into a car with 28 bullets, injuring this guy. the community was in an uproar and i called in and was the caller who "took" the side of the cops. there was some black minister on, someone else and someone else. I said the cops had used alot of restraint and they should have fired more shots into the car. Everyone went nuts and started yelling at me at the same time. So, with one ear to the phone listening to people yell at me and call me stupid, I cook up and shot and inject it. They're all still yelling at me so I load up my crack pipe, pack in some chore boy, and take a MASSIVE hit.

So suddenly I hear someone say "You gotta be on crack."

and I said, "yeah, I am."

[Mr. Woodhope]

not my post, someone else's

Sure...that's what they always say. Remember, admitting you have a problem is the first step.