Filks?

[Esteban the Deathmage]

Let's have some filking you slags!

[Esteban the Deathmage]

My House will Thrive (sung to the tune of "I Will Survive" by some producers or something and sung by Gloria Gaynor)

The undead are afraid
they are petrified
they're thinking they might not survive
to see another night
not with these Anarch's running round
drinking all their sires blood
that's far enough
they got to nip this in the bud
Mastelli clan
in the Doge's place
these insults must never stand
their arrogance is a disgrace
we should rip out their traitors throats
and hang their heads for all to see
If they think for just one second
that we'd just let them just go free

those little punks, those two bit whore's
they think to take their betters names
and carry on just like before
weren't they the ones who broke the laws of all our kind?
we'll make them crumble
we'll drain their veins until they're dry
and then we all
might just survive
as long as anarchs know their place
a golden age may just arrive
We've got millennia to live
but we never will forgive
we will survive
and we will thrive, hey hey

It might take all the strength we have
to tear their flesh apart
but keep in mind the satisfaction
of eating their hearts
and then we'll rule on through the night
just like a million nights before
Corso will cry
and I will holld his head up high
and you'll see me
somebody new
My name Thomas of House Ziani
and we are born anew
and now with Mori turned to dust
a power vacuum to be filled
and now the only obsticle
would be those fucking Mastellis

those little punks, those two bit whore's
they think to take their sires names
I'll make them patsys in my war
weren't they the ones who broke the laws of all our kind?
I'll make them crumble
I'll drain their veins until they're dry
and then I will
not just survive
I'll make the anarchs learn their place
and thanks to them my house will thrive
I've got millennia to live
and all Mastellis to outlive
my house will thrive
my house will thrive, hey hey

[Luigi Mario]

That'sa very nice. 

[Brand Nar Gath]

a filk that long?  you should get a job.

[Jean-Sebastian Clement]

"We Are Mastellis" (To the tune of "Who Can It Be Now" by Men At Work)

Who can it be that’s killed all their sires?
Done nasty things you all admires.
Can't you see that it's time for change?
These guys are cool and really not so strange.

All we wish is to be in charge;
Have lots of ghouls and be livin’ large.
Best off if you join up now,
Ignore what the Camarilla will allow.

We are Mastellis!
We are Mastellis!
We are Mastellis!
We are Mastellis!

Who can it be killing Polani’s?
Then try to deal and then to appease.
They also went and killed Mori,
Were unrepentant, didn’t say they’re sorry.

All we desire is to be set free;
What’s so wrong with a little diablerie?.
It tastes good and you get some power;
We should do it once an hour!

We are Mastellis!
We are Mastellis!
We are Mastellis!
We are Mastellis!

[Esteban the Deathmage]

Lovely.