Who's got it? Lets have a run-down on the low down. Please. I will give a copy of Viriconium to whomever responds first.
I assume you mean responds first
honestly.
The great battle continued, only Stragore and his brides decided to make it a no-holds barred cage match and began to attack everyone. They were gleefully mowing down everyone in sight. Bran (I don't know your character's name) was very bold in batttle. He single handedly took on one of the brides, who was far more powerful than he. Of course, she was also partially paralyzed by the fiendish arrows of Dario Fulci and Gepetto Corbucci, so she was no match for the half-vampire, half-blue jay that now faced her. Score one for the good guys!
Not all news can be good news, I'm afraid. The shadow warriors were fierce, and many fell before their mighty onslaught. Sorry, Rene. Good news is that you can be the same level as us new guys now!
Stragori himself attacked our very own Luigi Mario, who was as helpless as a child before the fearsome Rat God. Luigi Mario practically crapped his pants in fear! But he thought quickly, and as Stragore was attacked by a (never-before-seen) strange, shapeshifting were-cat, Mario Luigi fled with his life.
At this time, Clamato Spicoli (I wonder if, when he reads this, he will think "who is Clamato Spicoli?") showed up with the heads of the Torreador clan. "Cease this foolish battle," crowed their leader. "There is more pressing business at hand! Tell them, oh noble and brave scout!"
"We are being invaded as we speak by barbaric Hungarians and by vile, filthy Genoans who have beautiful and amoral wives!" cried Gepetto Corbucci, a hero and and model member of the Mastelli clan. When he heard this news, Mario Luigi nearly crapped his pants in shock!
Ath this time the brides attacked the toreador superior, but were cut down by Mastelli arrows. "You have saved me, noble Mastelli clan (except for Rene, sorry)! Now come join me as we prepare for battle."
That's pretty much exactly how it happened.
