First to Filk this Week Gets Extra Blood Points!

[Jean-Sebastian Clement]

"We Have Three Ships" (to the tune of "I Saw Three Ships", the traditional British Christmas Carol)

We have three ships in port today
On Venice isle, on Venice isle;
We have three ships in port today
To fight Genoans in Venice.

And who will sail those ships all three
To drive them back, to drive them back?
And who will sail those ships all three
To drive them into the Aegean?



Fearless Corso Donati is there,

Ready to fight, ready to fight;

Fearless Corso Donati is there,

Ready to fight the Genoans.



Who else will sail those ships all three,

From Venice Bay, from Venice Bay;

Who else will sail those ships all three,

To clash with filthy Genoans?

Luigi Mario is there,

bringing shadows, bringing shadows;

Luigi Mario is there,

To battle with the Genoans

Who can be counted to defend,

Our fair city, our fair city
Who can be counted to defend,

Against the horde of Genoans?



And all the Mastellis shall come around,

To save the day, to save the day;

And all the Mastellis shall come around,

To save us from the Genoans

Pinche, Anselmo and Dario

Will vanquish foes, will vanquish foes;

Adrienne and Gepetto too
Will vanquish all the Genoans.



But what about that last vampire,

To join the fight, to join the fight;

But what about that last vampire,

Oh where is Clemato Spicoli?

[Esteban the Deathmage]

Bravo.

[Jean-Sebastian Clement]

First again!

"Stabbed in the Heart" (to the tune of "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi)

Stabbed in the heart
By Giovanni
Ow! It hurts so bad I wanna pee

He offers some demonic aid
To help us punch through the Genoan blockade
His daughter’s cold but oh so hot
We need the help so we’ll give it a shot

Whoa! It’s a nasty knife (yeah)
Whoa! Hate to see his wife
It’s our only chance
To survive this strife

Stabbed in the heart
By Giovanni
Hurts so bad I wanna pee
We did our part now we’re off to sea
The Genoan navy’s
In the Aegean Sea

We all drained Julia dry
She tasted good, I can’t deny
We spilled our blood on her thigh
And we got demons to fight for us whereby

Whoa! It’s a wicked blade (yeah)
Whoa! Try not to be afraid
We need their help
With-a our crusade

Stabbed in the heart
By Giovanni
Hurts so bad I wanna pee
We did our part now we’re off to sea
The Gen-oooo-aaaannns! (Charles Barkley voice)
*SOLO!*

Stabbed in the heart
By Giovanni
Hurts so bad I‘m on my knees
We give a fart to the Genoese
Let’s kill those loathsome sleaze

Stabbed in the heart
By Giovanni
Hurts so bad that I say “Please!”
We give a fart to the Genoese
They’re filthy with disease

Hurts so bad...

Hurts so bad...
You’ll agree

Hurts so bad...

Hurts so bad...
A blood point or three

Hurts so bad...

Hurts so bad...
Valderee?

Hurts so bad...

[Brand Nar Gath]

hey, way to go !  You keep up the good work buddy (someone needs to keep us filking).... however, maybe you could re-work the Bon Jovi one a little bit, I vomited a little bit of my tacos when I read it.  On the other hand, I always vomit a little when I hear Bon Jovi.... so...

[Esteban the Deathmage]

Haven't got a Prayer (Sung to the tune of "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi)

Once upon a time
Not so long ago

Corso used to work in the factory
Family's been through strife
Been pressing their  luck...its tough, so tough
When you've killed your master's
The Families are screaming for their blood
For blood - for blood

He says "we've got to hold on to what weve got
cause Genoans will sack the city
If we in-fight a lot
Cause they're filth, these Genoans, they got
dirty fingers, and no (Gepetto) their women ain't hot"

Chorus:
Whooah,   they're half way there
Whooah, haven't got a  prayer
Raisin' up demons with the Giovanni
Whooah, haven't got a prayer

Now Mario's poor soul's in hock
The Giovanni watchin the clock
between that rock - so tough, its tough
Some may dream of running away
To escape in the night
Anselmo whispers "better him than me,

we've got to hold on to what weve got
cause Genoans will sack the city
If we in-fight a lot
Cause they're filth, these Genoans, they got
dirty fingers, and no (Geppeto) their women ain't hot"

Chorus

You've got to hold on ready or not
You live for the fight when its all that youve got

Chorus

[gepetto corbucci]

"Wanted Dead for His Bride"   (yeah, yeah...Bon Jovi)

It's all the same, only my aura's changed
I had to feed, see I was wasting away
It's not my place, but those bitches were so bold
And Stragore just might kill me if he's told

I'm Mastelli, the kindrid I've defied
I'm wanted dead for his bride
Wanted dead for his bride

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes I sleep all day
While  the ghouls I keep, try to keep the rats at bay
Sometimes you have to pay
For the neck from which you drink
You try to compensate with the Genoan ships you sink

I'm Mastelli, the kindrid I've defied
I'm wanted dead for his bride
Wanted dead for his bride

I walk these streets, a target painted on my back
They're after my peeps, 'cause we got way too much sac
Our lives they might spare, if we stay on the ball
Maybe we'll find Genoan women, at our next port of call

I'm Mastelli, the kindrid I've defied
I'm wanted dead for his bride
I'm Mastelli, I got shadows on my side
I'm wanted dead for his bride
Wanted dead for his bride

[Esteban the Deathmage]

Excellent Bon Jovi thread, have we exhausted their songs? I vote we move on to Loverboy next.

[Jean-Sebastian Clement]

Excellent Bon Jovi thread, have we exhausted their songs? I vote we move on to Loverboy next.

To equate Bon Jovi with Loverboy is just wrong...a completely different color of leather pants. We should move on to Poison or Ratt.

[gepetto corbucci]

Drownin' Down (to the tune of Ratt's "Round and Round")

On the high sea, that's where we'll meet
I'll bring the fight, the shadows of the night
Before you  blink, your ships we'll sink
Genoan bath, your corpse is in the drink

You,ve had your say,and now you'll pay
It's time to lose, there was no other way
Think you're tough, weve had enough
Time for pain, we said

I knew right from the beginning
That you would end up swimming
I knew right from the start
We'd put a stake right through your heart

Drownin' down
Demons pave the way
We'll wave goodbye
Drownin' down
Attack our town, Genoan clown
You'll have to die

We laugh with glee, you beg and plea
The shadows move, you are too slow to flee
The demons' might's on you tonight
You stood no chance, you didn't put up a fight

From Mastelli to Genoa
Time and time, We'll beat your filthy swines
Think you're tough, weve had enough
Time for pain, we said

I knew right from the beginning
That you would end up swimming
I knew right from the start
We'd put a stake right through your heart

Drownin' down
Demons pave the way
We'll wave goodbye
Drownin' down
Attack our town, Genoan clown
You'll have to die

On the high sea, that's where we'll meet
I'll bring the fight, the shadows of the night
Before you  blink, your ships we'll sink
Genoan bath, your corpse is in the drink

Drownin' down
Demons pave the way
We'll wave goodbye
Drownin' down
Attack our town, Genoan clown
You'll have to die

Drownin' down
Demons pave the way
We'll wave goodbye, bye, bye, bye
Drownin' down
Attack our town, Genoan clown
You'll have to die, die, die die
Drownin' down

[Nyther]

Oh Brad, you're so obedient.

[gepetto corbucci]

Obedience leads to more blood points.  At least I hope so, because now I have a Ratt song stuck in my head.

[Esteban the Deathmage]

I said Loverboy. Though the Ratt filk was exceptional.