Jean-Sebastian Clement
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« on: April 23, 2008, 11:29:07 AM » |
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You know you're a Genoan if... - You think "Genitalia" would be a good name for your first daughter
- You have two wives but they only have one cup
- Your wife is too tired for sex after 'curing the salami' all day
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Dario Fulci
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 03:44:19 PM » |
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You know you're Genoan if...
*Your ritual after sexual intercourse is to shave your partner and sell the wool to Alonzo the Tailor.
*You can use your wife's undergarments to flavor the puttanesca sauce if you run short of anchovies.
*There seem to be more flies buzzing around you than that pile of horse manure in the middle of the street.
*Your chamber pot doubles as the family pasta bowl.
*You think the slogan of your city-state should be "At least we're not as filthy as the Sardinians."
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Jean-Sebastian Clement
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 02:41:33 PM » |
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You know you're Genoan if... - You can fart the aria of "The Magic Flute"
- You can't count to 21 with your pants on
- Your wife pours salt water down her breeches to keep her crabs fresh
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Get back! Let me poke it with a stick.
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 03:16:19 PM » |
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You know you're Genoan if . . .
* You don't go to the store to get head cheese.
* You get less stubble burn from your father than your mother
* You discover the joys of sex with girls AFTER becoming bored with sheep
* Your eau de toilette doesn't have so much eau in it
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Aww . . . I am dumb.
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Dario Fulci
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 03:47:43 PM » |
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You know you're Genoan if...
*When someone calls you a "true Renaissance man," they're describing your bathing habits and not your artistic, intellectual and scientific pursuits.
*You find yourself low on blood points because you no longer have enough teeth left to puncture a neck.
*You've not only had a child with a relative but also had a child with the child you had with that relative.
*You find that dandruff is an acceptable substitute for Parmigiano Reggiano.
*You had a mustache in the first grade, and so did your wife.
*You actually buy those "You Might Be a Genoan..." books that they sell at the counters of rural inns.
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Jean-Sebastian Clement
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« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2008, 11:21:28 AM » |
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You know you're Genoan if... - You stake your enemy through the heart and see an expression of relief on his face that his sense of smell no longer works.
- The only people you can look down on are Hungarians.
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Jean-Sebastian Clement
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2008, 02:55:26 PM » |
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Do you-a know why it's-a so hard to solve a Genoan murder? It's-a because all a the DNA is-a the same and there are no-a dental records.
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Dario Fulci
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2008, 02:08:34 PM » |
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You know you're Genoan if... - You are more likely to use your wolf claws for scratching your testicles in public than for slaughtering your enemies.
- Your stench is more likely to torpor an adversary than your wooden stake.
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Brand Nar Gath
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2008, 10:40:51 AM » |
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eh-a there-is-a nothing wrong with a using the wolf claws to scratch yourself... You know you're Genoan if... - You are more likely to use your wolf claws for scratching your testicles in public than for slaughtering your enemies.
- Your stench is more likely to torpor an adversary than your wooden stake.
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Here & Back Again.
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Jean-Sebastian Clement
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2008, 10:33:27 AM » |
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You know you're Genoan if... - Your Three Bean Soup has-a only three beans
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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 06:03:14 PM » |
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You know you're a Genoan if...
* You think Boy-ar-dee should be the next iron chef.
* The best skiing around is on the flakes on your shoulders.
* The boots that Pinche wears look like high fashion.
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