Everybody loves a good filk...and we all tolerate the bad ones. Case in point:
One is the number of feet that the Reverend has (to the tune of "
One" by Three Dog Night)
One is the number of feet that the Reverend has
Two would be better than one
But a rock crushed the left so now he just has the one
Rev is the saddest vampire that you'll ever know
He’s the saddest vamp even though the foot will regrow
'Cause one is the number of feet at the end of his gams
And one is all he’s left of his fly Stacy Adams
He just can’t dance anymore since it went away
Now all that’s left of his foot is a bloody spray
One is the number of feet, number of feet that the reverend has
Number one is the loneliest Stacy Adams wing tip shoe
One is the tally of shoes, one is the tally
One is the number of wing tip Stacy’s left in view
The Reverend just can’t Pop-n-Lock since it went away
(Wing tips) One is the number of
(Wing tips) One is the number of
(Wing tips) One is the number of wing tips that the Reverend has
(Wing tips) One is the number of
(Wing tips) One is the number of
(Wing tips) One is the number of wing tips that the Reverend has
