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« on: November 20, 2008, 11:05:52 AM »
In order to provide equitable distribution of cool gear in upcoming games, it would be most helpful if each of you could give me a complete list of your magic items. Please bring the list this session or next. Or you can PM it or post it here.

Thanks!
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2008, 11:10:27 AM »
Pirate booty or regular booty?
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2008, 11:47:42 AM »
Now what if I have a lot of magic items but most of them are crap?
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2008, 02:03:33 PM »
Quote from: Loken on November 20, 2008, 11:47:42 AM
Now what if I have a lot of magic items but most of them are crap?

I'd call that par for the course.
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2008, 02:24:15 PM »
my items are all special.  I am going to post my items online here as I am an egalitarian (and am still hoping to trade awaya my hoard of lightning 'grenades').
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2008, 04:43:03 PM »
Do keep in mind that wizarding folk really should get a far larger share of any magical booty.
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 06:17:38 PM »
Good point, I am a magic user now.
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2008, 10:25:02 AM »
"greed always serves those that most deserve it"
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2008, 11:23:01 AM »
Quote from: Uma Dooma on November 21, 2008, 10:25:02 AM
"greed always serves those that most deserve it"

Amen, Brother!  Can I get a witness?
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2008, 11:49:58 AM »
Are you being notarized?  Call jaime on the computer, he can be your Ibook witness.
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2008, 03:27:43 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Woodhope on November 20, 2008, 04:43:03 PM
Do keep in mind that wizarding folk really should get a far larger share of any magical booty.

As I have no magic items, I vote that we redistribute the wealth.  And I think we should arm wrestle for it.  However, I do not want the magic stick.  Refilling peoples water glasses does not make you a wizard, it makes you a waiter.
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2008, 11:29:43 PM »
I'm a magic man, momma
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2008, 12:05:43 PM »
Quote from: Dav'l on November 22, 2008, 03:27:43 PM
As I have no magic items, I vote that we redistribute the wealth.  And I think we should arm wrestle for it.  However, I do not want the magic stick.  Refilling peoples water glasses does not make you a wizard, it makes you a waiter.

Step a little closer Dav'l, I'll wet your leg with some water from my magic stick.
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2008, 02:44:37 PM »
I have the following magic item:

1 Wand of Magicus Tellae (the plural of tellum) 48 charges
1 Mage Hand (the most difficult item to find, by the way)
1 Bottle of Air (my first magic item, although, if anyone air-person wants it, like Brad or Pete y'all can have it.  It has come in handy from time to time)
1 Devil in a bottle (This is a group item I carried and have never used.  We were given it on one of our first tasks for our former boss/chief/fence in Cirmar.  We were told to use it when we needed it the most. I guess there is some scary shit yet ahead)
1 Bracelet of CE (KAUK EVIL?!?!)
1 +2 Bracers of Defense
1 +2 Ring of Protection
1 +2 Amulet of Natural Armor
+2 Flame-tongue longsword

What a sorry list.  Poor little sorcerer.  Actually, if there is anything I have that I should not, I want everyone to know that the RNC bought it for me and it is not mine.  It is just a prop or tool.  Something for me to use, but something I have no intention of keeping.  I can see Russia from my house.
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2008, 08:49:31 PM »
Wow, you don't have crap.

I myself have loads of crap. More than I plan to write down, or type up, or tell the party about for that matter. I'm just gonna have to photocopy that whole page of my character sheet and use highlighters to color code what I will ever use or not.
I guess I could give some of it away, wait that doesn't sound like me.
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