Did somebody say "BOOTY?"

[Esteban the Deathmage]

1-Cudgel of Earth Shaping
1- +2 full plate
2- wands of cure critical wounds (1 w/7 charges)*
1- +1 ring
1- +1 bracers
1- wand of searing light*
1- wand of cure moderate wounds (3 charges)*
1- necklace of alignment masking
1- potion of serious healing
10- potions of moderate healing
1- ring of sustinance
2- scrolls cure moderate wounds (10 sp/ea)

*- self made magic items

I also have some tea that is now undead-ash free and a staff that I've been told has been foreseen in my hands holding back and destroying hoards of undead, thats gotta be some magic weapon, eh? by now? That or a future artifact.

[Brand Nar Gath]

its a staff of projectile diarheoa, +2 +4 vs. solids.

[Zur]

Wow, you don't have crap.

I myself have loads of crap. More than I plan to write down, or type up, or tell the party about for that matter. I'm just gonna have to photocopy that whole page of my character sheet and use highlighters to color code what I will ever use or not.
I guess I could give some of it away, wait that doesn't sound like me.
There is nothing to see here, return to your homes and places of businesses.

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[Brand Nar Gath]

Wow, you don't have crap.

I myself have loads of crap. More than I plan to write down, or type up, or tell the party about for that matter. I'm just gonna have to photocopy that whole page of my character sheet and use highlighters to color code what I will ever use or not.
I guess I could give some of it away, wait that doesn't sound like me.
There is nothing to see here, return to your homes and places of businesses.

As I have suggested before, off with her arms and legs and we are worry free.  Plus she will make a great fuck doll.  OOps, di I just say that?  Sorry ....

[Loken]

And what of your overriding penchant for small animals?

[Brand Nar Gath]

will add some new orifici to your goblin-pocked ass and abdomen. 

[Loken]

will add some new orifici to your goblin-pocked ass and abdomen. 

And the druid gets even creepier. W\ho thought that was even possible?

[Dav'l]

Just get your lists ready.  Davlamin will tell you what he will take. 

[Brand Nar Gath]

I turn Driv'l into a newt (how is you Magic Resist?).  Its tough to steal and carry loot when you are a newt.

I have:
Super Fork
+2 Ulemec Tiller
+1 Hide
+2 Scim +4 V undead (courtesy of the goodwill rouge)
+6 vorpal hat of rodent seduction
wand cure med wound
vestement of the woods
CE shard etc
potions inkydarkness, freedom of breath (3)
clay jar red paste
magic flying fly
wand MM
+2 ring protect me
dragon teeth and skin
+2 buckler
+2 bracers
+3 cloak resist
+1 amulet natural armor
+X codpiece of pleasing
ahem
and loads of other unmentionables

[Oprah]

I'm  a flaming paladin. 

[Mr. Woodhope]

I have submitted my list by email. Aside from a watery cloak and aqueous staff, there is not much to speak of. Not worth posting.

[Dav'l]

I have submitted my list by email. Aside from a watery cloak and aqueous staff, there is not much to speak of. Not worth posting.

Definitely worth posting.  I know you have some good stuff besides that wooden super-soaker you keep bragging about.

As for myself:
     One wireless mic of +3 lip syncing
     One razor of +1 head shaving
     Numerous skirts of +1 vagina exposing
     One wineskin of juice of Timberlake (causes one enemy's wardrobe to malfunction)

Let me know what you want to trade for.

[Loken]

Hmmm,.. I am interested in the skirts, I have some high quality red pubis I could trade you.