XP... But don't get excited yet

[the gm with no name]

629 xp each.  It really looks like a big number before you divide it by 7.

[Náriël Telemnar]

Woo hoo...bring on some more goblins!

[the gm with no name]

Everyone gets 86 xp for defeating the Fleshraker.  This brings (almost) everyone up to 715 xp.  Next person to filk gets a 5 xp bonus.

No more CR 2 monsters untill some of you are 2nd level, I promise.

[Náriël Telemnar]

Next person to filk gets a 5 xp bonus.

Or 50 if it is wicked cool...

"Goblins" (sung to the tune of Black Sabbath's "Sweet Leaf")

Alright now!!
Try and listen

When we first set out, didn’t realize
Goblins were easy, to our surprise
They were fun to kill, we did find
And now we’re killing, them and their kind

we’ll kill you, oh you know it

We found their hideout, in a cavernous lair
The pack was wiped out, with one to spare
We set him free now, Nutt was his name
He’ll tell the goblins, to spread our fame

Come on Nutt, shout it out

Townspeople seem cool, we’ll find out
They act suspicious and leave doubt
Try to figure, who’s on our side
Don’t wanna find out after we’ve died

[the gm with no name]

Prego!!  Cinque XP para ti!   

[Náriël Telemnar]

Or 50 if it is wicked cool..

Triple XP if you are the only one.

[the gm with no name]

Okay, six stirges destroyed last week (one of which ruined Shiv's only shirt, looks like there's one teenager who'll have to hit Ye Olde Navy), and that equates to 129 XP each.  Most of you are now at 844 XP, just one or two fights away from that elusive 2nd level.  Now I won't give out XP for six weeks.

[Gabriel Cash]

Shiv Clearwater (to the tune of "Witchy Woman" by the Eagles) I blame Sanford for making me think of this song

Daddy worked on a pirate ship
Wants to learn some ninja tricks
Talked liked he was looking to start a fight
but Dax pulled a blade and he took flight

wooo hooo Shiv Clearwater, see those goblins die
woo hoo Shiv Clearwater, break a deal and spit in your eye

But he lept right into the goblin fight
Raiper thrusting in the firelight
Reading goblin porn in the other room
Don't want to know what he's doin' under the moon

wooo hooo Shiv Clearwater, see those goblins die
woo hoo Shiv Clearwater, break a deal and spit in your eye

You know he wants a thinblade,
and he needs to get laid,
and one drink goes straight to his head
Game Master's gonna bait you
but he's a thinblade jew
The way he talks you think he needs pirate special ed

wooo hooo Shiv Clearwater, see those goblins die
woo hoo Shiv Clearwater, break a deal and spit in your eye

[the gm with no name]

I think that was good use of the word "blame."  Now, I blame Sanford for making me thnk of that song twice in one week.

As far as the "thinblade jew" comment goes, isn't it much more fun to always want something and never get it.  I know I think so.  I've been wanting this thing called the "Sling of Tempest" for almost three years now...

Three years, Paul.  It'll be three years.

[Gabriel Cash]

I was just looking for something to rhyme with you.

[Náriël Telemnar]

I think that was good use of the word "blame."  Now, I blame Sanford for making me thnk of that song twice in one week.

As far as the "thinblade jew" comment goes, isn't it much more fun to always want something and never get it.  I know I think so.  I've been wanting this thing called the "Sling of Tempest" for almost three years now...

Three years, Paul.  It'll be three years.

Clearly your beef is with Sanford, but you are taking it out on me. 

[the gm with no name]

I think that was good use of the word "blame."  Now, I blame Sanford for making me thnk of that song twice in one week.

As far as the "thinblade jew" comment goes, isn't it much more fun to always want something and never get it.  I know I think so.  I've been wanting this thing called the "Sling of Tempest" for almost three years now...

Three years, Paul.  It'll be three years.

Clearly your beef is with Sanford, but you are taking it out on me. 

Dude, Sanford is a monk.  He doesn't want anything.  He just walks the Earth.

[Náriël Telemnar]

Pull a Rene and have him lose an arm. I bet he'll be wanting something.

[the gm with no name]

Hmmm...  Sounds like someone just talked their way into an elven thinblade. 

[Náriël Telemnar]

Hmmm...  Sounds like someone just talked their way into an elven thinblade. 

Now I feel like an arms trader.