Filk 'em if you got 'em

[Náriël Telemnar]

"DM's Got A Girl" (to the tune of Aerosmith's "Janie's Got A Gun")

Oh no Lord DM, What have you done?
Oh no Lord, Now that it’s just begun
Oh no Lord DM, what have you done?
Oh no Lord it's just begun (echo)

DM’s got a girl
DM’s got a girl
Givin’ hetero a whirl
I’m sure she’s quite a pearl
Maybe her name is Shirl
Sucker for a jerry curl

They say that planning for D&D
Requires copius prelim
But man now how’s he gonna
Now that DM’s got a girl
And then she will be all over him

DM’s got a girl
DM’s got a girl
Givin’ hetero a whirl
I’m sure she’s quite a pearl

Oh how she may shriek
When she finds out he’s a geek
He’s cracks open his ol’ DM’s Guide
Right after playin’ Fallout 3
He’ll be rolling up stats for an orc
And other monsters to uncork
As the poor girl chokes on her chablis

Put away, put away the Xbox
Put away, put away the Xbox
Put away, put away
Put, put away

What did the DM do?
Maybe love was overdue?
If he’s lucky she’s a nerd too
And gives him notions for the game
She’ll match him toe to toe on Xbox
She’ll think D&D rocks
Yes that would be a helluva dame

Honey, Honey, what's the problem?
I’ll be home late tonight
I’ll be learning to play with Magic Cards
After the big goblin fight

[the gm with no name]

Hmm...  can xp be taken away?

[Gabriel Cash]

Hmm...  can xp be taken away?

I'm sure Ryan or Rene would say yes, repeatedly.

[Zur]

Hmm...  can xp be taken away?

I'm sure Ryan or Rene would say yes, repeatedly.