First Filks

Nazurahei

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First Filks

� on: July 01, 2009, 04:54:06 PM �

SHIT TALKER (Sung to the tune of “Man Eater” by Hall & Oates)

He only comes up to your thigh
A mean little halfling guy
Nothing is new, he’s flapped his gums before
Nagging and slagging
He’s bragging to you, but he’s really a bore
So many he’s put to sleep
No way you’re getting off scott free
This halfling’s a snooze, just can’t back up the smack
Just a bullshitter
If you’re looking for action, stay away from Jack

Oh, here he comes
Watch out now, he’s three-foot-one
Oh, here he comes
He’s a shit talker
Oh, here he comes
Watch out now, he’s three-foot-one
Oh, here he comes
He’s a shit talker

I would just tune him out
Even though he’ll scream and shout
He’s deadly, man, and he could really put you right to sleep
Just a bullshitter
You don’t wanna hear it, not one single peep

Oh, here he comes
Watch out now, he’s three-foot-one
Oh, here he comes
He’s a shit talker
Oh, here he comes
Watch out now, he’s three-foot-one
Oh, here he comes
He’s a shit talker


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Re: First Filks

� Reply #1 on: July 01, 2009, 06:46:32 PM �

Oh, very good. LOL Cheesy

I'm humbled by the pre-game flik. To coin a phrase stolen from Les Liaisons Dangereux, I feel like a tenor receiving applause for clearing my throat. You haven't heard me sing, yet.


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the gm with no name

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Re: First Filks

� Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 12:37:34 AM �

Now you filk.


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Nazurahei

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Re: First Filks

� Reply #3 on: July 02, 2009, 12:58:49 AM �

Quote from: the gm with no name on July 02, 2009, 12:37:34 AM

Now you filk.

Indeed I do.


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Re: First Filks

� Reply #4 on: July 02, 2009, 01:11:14 AM �

Sweet Thief (to the tune of "Sweet Leaf" by Black Sabbath)

Alright now!!
Wont you listen?

When I first met you, didnt realize
You would be such a sensitive scribe
You started the shit, all 'bout my size
When I responded, that's when you cried

Dictation, won't you take it

Secretary, please write this down
I am the best thief, in this dock town
You don't believe me? Then you're a fool
We'll send you right back, to the steno pool

Come on now, shake it off

I'm talking like this, 'cause you should be strong
If you can't take it, maybe you don't belong
For this new memo, I can be brief
Because you know I am your sweet thief


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Re: First Filks

� Reply #5 on: July 02, 2009, 08:41:14 AM �

Quote from: Smiling Jack on July 02, 2009, 01:11:14 AM

I must admit this is funny, especially the "steno pool" part.


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Re: First Filks

� Reply #6 on: July 02, 2009, 10:19:34 AM �

Waterdeep (to the tune of "Waterloo" by ABBA)

Fuck yeah, in Waterdeep Kralig will dismember
And we're talking smack when we haven't started to play
And that thief thinks a lot of himself
At least he's not an elf

Waterdeep - I hope the city ain't a bore
Waterdeep - GMing for us is quite a chore
Waterdeep - Piss me off and I'll mop the floor with you.
Waterdeep - Now, who the hell are the rest of you
Waterdeep - Ryan don't be a ...

Was gonna do another song but it was so much longer
My legs are too short to run from a fight
A cleric is something we could really use
Everyone should filk to pay their dues

Waterdeep - I hope the city ain't a bore
Waterdeep - GMing for us is quite a chore
Waterdeep - Piss me off and I'll mop the floor with you.
Waterdeep - Now, who the hell are the rest of you

A cleric is something we could really use
Everyone should filk to pay their dues

Waterdeep - I hope the city ain't a bore
Waterdeep - GMing for us is quite a chore
Waterdeep - Piss me off and I'll mop the floor with you.
Waterdeep - Now, who the hell are the rest of you
Waterdeep - Ryan don't be a ...


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Nazurahei

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Re: First Filks

� Reply #7 on: July 02, 2009, 12:11:09 PM �

By way of introduction, another filk...

MORTUARY GIRL (Sung to the tune of “Factory Girl” by the Rolling Stones)

Waiting for a girl who says she's a scribe
Waiting for a girl who gives off an eerie vibe
Maybe she's got something to hide
Waiting for a mortuary girl

Waiting for a girl who's got ashen pale skin
Waiting for a girl who’s got grave-digging kin
She’s so creepy it’s a sin
Waiting for a mortuary girl

Waiting for a girl who gives off dark energy
Waiting for a girl who scares the shit out of me
Uses grave dirt for potpourri
Waiting for a mortuary girl

Waiting for a girl who’s deep as the Abyss
Waiting for a girl with lips too cold to kiss
She grew up in a necropolis
Waiting for a mortuary girl


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