I'm starting to dislike Ryan

[Gabriel Cash]

The Trap Choke Song (to Devo's "The Rope Song")

We've got a hin with a nasty tongue
I guess he can lick my bung
And now there's a trap he can't figure out
Well have to bring a thief next time we go out
He covers his ears when when Felosial whistles
That drow chick is mostly gristle

Just tie the hin to the end of a cord
Toss him into the lever room till we get bored
At least we have a cleric that works for free
Acid burns seem to be his specialty
We'll still be clueless on Thursday night
Stuck in this room 'til we get it right

Ryan what are you trying to do?
Do you not want us to get through?
We're idiots not savants

[Náriël Telemnar]

I could climb the wall and flip the switch, but something tells me I would just get sprayed with acid (again).  We could check the floor for pressure plates.

The DM ( ) was pretty clear that we found no pressure plates. So far the best option sounds like the skeleton keys.

We can drop the first wall, cast a Mage Hand into the middle area and then have it work the lever.

Did we try moving lever one up and lever two down "simultaneous"?

[Nazurahei]

UNDER THE TOWER (Sung to the tune of “Under the Boardwalk” by The Drifters)

When the acid pours down
And turns your armor to slag
And your skin gets so burned
You think your DM’s a scumbag

Under the tower
Down a dungeon hall
By a force field with my party
Is where we’re stalled
 
(Under the tower) Behind a secret door
(Under the tower) With a dark-elf whore
(Under the tower) Moving levers around
(Under the tower) Acid sluicing down
(Under the tower, tower)

From the hall you'll hear
The screams as acid begins to squirt
And you can almost smell the vomit
Caked on the cleric’s shirt

Under the tower
Down a dungeon hall
By a force field with my party
Is where we’re stalled

(Under the tower) Behind a secret door
(Under the tower) With a dark-elf whore
(Under the tower) Moving levers around
(Under the tower) Acid sluicing down
(Under the tower, tower)

[Smiling Jack]

I could climb the wall and flip the switch, but something tells me I would just get sprayed with acid (again).  We could check the floor for pressure plates.

The DM ( ) was pretty clear that we found no pressure plates. So far the best option sounds like the skeleton keys.

We can drop the first wall, cast a Mage Hand into the middle area and then have it work the lever.

Did we try moving lever one up and lever two down "simultaneous"?

The DM ( ) said we searched the first room up to the first wall, not beyond it.

I'm still afraid that we can "break" this trap by using the mage hand.

We did try the simultaneous option.  The end result was that acid sprayed out and burned me for the forth time!  (I still tried it once more after that)

I agree with the skeleton keys being our best option, and with the negative opinion of the DM   .

[Smiling Jack]

UNDER THE TOWER (Sung to the tune of “Under the Boardwalk” by The Drifters)

...And you can almost smell the vomit
Caked on the cleric’s shirt...

It doesn't stop being funny!

[Gabriel Cash]

Did we search the stairs that led down here? I can't help but think of the time we marched through miles of sewage when the answer was right next to the door.

[Smiling Jack]

Did we search the stairs that led down here? I can't help but think of the time we marched through miles of sewage when the answer was right next to the door.

I don't remember miles of sewage.  Are you thinking about that penny you swallowed.

[Felosial]

I can seduce anyone/ anything that needs seducing. If it's tough I can always dance, my whistling and whirling never fails to seduce.  just look at you guys, ya'll are still here with me.  

[Gabriel Cash]

Probably won't make it. Not feeling great, and the kids have been ill. Don't want to spread my germs.

[Shotoku]

As Smiling Jack said, we haven't searched the area from the 1st wall to the 2nd, so we haven't checked the whole room. Furthermore, I don't believe we've done a detect magic. If the trap has magical components, maybe the solution will show itself. Seems to easy but worth trying I think. We should probably try these methods first just to be thorough, and then the keys when if this doesn't work. Of course, if the keys are for something else, we may just end up ruining them.

[Shotoku]

Probably won't make it. Not feeling great, and the kids have been ill. Don't want to spread my germs.

You could teleconference

[Smiling Jack]

I can seduce anyone/ anything that needs seducing. If it's tough I can always dance, my whistling and whirling never fails to seduce.  just look at you guys, ya'll are still here with me.  

Of course we keep you around.  If we find some big stuff we may need to put it in your vagina of holding.