We will miss parts of you, Felosial

[Smiling Jack]

F'losial's Lips  (to the tune of "Molly's Lips" by the Vaselines (and covered by Nirvana))

She said they'll give me anything
They'll give me everything
'Less I put it in a sheath

If I don't, when I go anywhere
Then I had best beware
Cause it will burn when I pee

Whistle, Whistle, F'losial's lips
Whistle, Whistle, F'losial's lips
Whistle, Whistle, F'losial's lips
Whistle, Whistle, F'losial's lips

She said It has the gift of gab
And it can call a cab
Which we may need if we flee

She said I can store things inside
Can help the party hide
There's even room there for me

Whistle, Whistle, F'losial's lips
Whistle, Whistle, F'losial's lips
Whistle, Whistle, F'losial's lips
Whistle, Whistle, F'losial's lips

She said I bid you fond farewell
Hope you don't miss the smell
Its genital potpourri

She said she had to make a choice
Hopes we won't miss it's voice
In the key of c

Whistle, Whistle, F'losial's lips
Whistle, Whistle, F'losial's lips
Whistle, Whistle, F'losial's lips
Whistle, Whistle, F'losial's lips

[Spark]

No?  . . . No? . . . No one is gonna go there yet? . . . Too soon? . . . No?  . . . Too . . . uh, . . . too fresh? . . . Still too fresh? . . .   . . . no . . . k

[Gabriel Cash]

Oh I got one cummin;.

[Náriël Telemnar]

Felo's Enormous Vag (to the tune of "Charlie's Enormous Mouth" by Frank Zappa)

Felo’s enormous vag, well, it ain’t tight
The drow got a very large vag, but it ain’t tight
Her pubes look okay
She must be brushin' 'em quite a bit
'course her vag is extra large
'n we can only assume as to how
She's been usin' it

Felo’s enormous vag, it don’t smell right
The drow got a very large vag, but it ain’t right
She got lips all around the hole
Where she puts her raccoon in
They call it the vag
They call it the vag
They call it the vag

Which is as good a place as any for the party
To store treasure, that's why
They call it the vag
They call it the vag
They call it the vag

La la la la la la
La la la la la la

(Kinda deep
Kinda wide...)

Felo’s radiant bush, well, it’s all white
The girl got copious bush but it’s all white
It once was okay
But she got critters living in there
'Course that never prevents her
From whistling her punani siren’s call so
You better beware

Felo’s satiny pubes, well, they’re all white
The girl got plentiful pubes, but they’re all white
She got hair all around the hole
Where she puts our loot in
They call ‘em the pubes
They call ‘em the pubes
They call ‘em the pubes
And when you finally hack your way through the
Stubble could kill a man...they used to
Call ‘em the pubes
They call ‘em the pubes
They call ‘em the pubes

La la la la la la
La la la la la la
(Kinda pale
Kinda dead...)

Felo’s disgusting vag, a hefty poon
The drow got a very large vag, it’s outta tune
Whistles while she works
But she knows how to make it sing
Just puts her lips together
'n then she blows her sickly song and you can
See that danglin’ string

Felo’s musical poon, plays her theme song
The drow got a very large poon, it’s oh so wrong
She got crust all around the hole
Where we dumped our loot in
They call it the vag
They call it the vag
They call it the vag
Which is as good a place as any for squirrels
To store nuts in, that's why
They call it the vag
They call it the vag
They call it the vag

[Nazurahei]

Felo's Enormous Vag (to the tune of "Charlie's Enormous Mouth" by Frank Zappa)

Felo’s enormous vag, well, it ain’t tight
The drow got a very large vag, but it ain’t tight
Her pubes look okay
She must be brushin' 'em quite a bit
'course her vag is extra large
'n we can only assume as to how
She's been usin' it

Felo’s enormous vag, it don’t smell right
The drow got a very large vag, but it ain’t right
She got lips all around the hole
Where she puts her raccoon in
They call it the vag
They call it the vag
They call it the vag

Which is as good a place as any for the party
To store treasure, that's why
They call it the vag
They call it the vag
They call it the vag

La la la la la la
La la la la la la

(Kinda deep
Kinda wide...)

Felo’s radiant bush, well, it’s all white
The girl got copious bush but it’s all white
It once was okay
But she got critters living in there
'Course that never prevents her
From whistling her punani siren’s call so
You better beware

Felo’s satiny pubes, well, they’re all white
The girl got plentiful pubes, but they’re all white
She got hair all around the hole
Where she puts our loot in
They call ‘em the pubes
They call ‘em the pubes
They call ‘em the pubes
And when you finally hack your way through the
Stubble could kill a man...they used to
Call ‘em the pubes
They call ‘em the pubes
They call ‘em the pubes

La la la la la la
La la la la la la
(Kinda pale
Kinda dead...)

Felo’s disgusting vag, a hefty poon
The drow got a very large vag, it’s outta tune
Whistles while she works
But she knows how to make it sing
Just puts her lips together
'n then she blows her sickly song and you can
See that danglin’ string

Felo’s musical poon, plays her theme song
The drow got a very large poon, it’s oh so wrong
She got crust all around the hole
Where we dumped our loot in
They call it the vag
They call it the vag
They call it the vag
Which is as good a place as any for squirrels
To store nuts in, that's why
They call it the vag
They call it the vag
They call it the vag

Your choice of words was very Zappa-esque. Bravo.

I will give a beer to whoever can compose a filk to the tune of "Camarillo Brillo."

[Náriël Telemnar]

Thanks. I figured I would see how uncomfortable I could make the DM without resorting to his least favorite word.

[Brand Nar Gath]

So not having been there I am not in the best position to comment, but from the posts on the board could it be that this game will be remembered most for Jaime's hose like squirting abilities and for Rene's character molded after a bitch in heat's love muscle that can whistle?

[Náriël Telemnar]

So not having been there I am not in the best position to comment, but from the posts on the board could it be that this game will be remembered most for Jaime's hose like squirting abilities and for Rene's character molded after a bitch in heat's love muscle that can whistle?

Jaime's jose hasn't been as big a factor as Felo's whistling. And my barfing.

[Nazurahei]

SEXY DROW FIGHTER (Sung to the tune of "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles)

Sexy drow fighter (Sexy drow fighter)

Dungeon master, will you take a peek?
I rolled her up on this character sheet
She’s dressed rather skimpy and carries a sword
But I want to game, so I want to be a sexy drow fighter
Sexy drow fighter

It's the dirty story of a dirty tease
With a big, sloppy vag that dangles to her knees
Her lips are glistening through her mithril chaps
She’s a nasty skank, but I want to be a sexy drow fighter
Sexy drow fighter

Sexy drow fighter (Sexy drow fighter)

She’s got 18 strength, so you know she’s ripped
She’s busty as a stripper on the Vegas strip
She can jiggle and bounce when she runs around
I want a silver muff, so I want to be a sexy drow fighter
Sexy drow fighter

If you really like her she can do a dance
Stick rabbits and squirrels all down her pants
She’s an ebony nymph with a musical kooze
I’m a man with a beard, but I want to be a sexy drow fighter,
Sexy drow fighter

Sexy drow fighter (Sexy drow fighter)

Sexy drow fighter – Sexy drow fighter
Sexy drow fighter – Sexy drow fighter

[Náriël Telemnar]

Good one. I gots tears in my eye.

[Gabriel Cash]

Whistling in the Wind  (to the tune of "Candle in the Wind" by Elton John and Bernie Taupin)

Goodbye Felosial
We didn't get do it all
We'll miss you playing with yourself
And all those things about you scrawled
on the Blue Flame outhouse walls
You brought more pleasure than pain
And I don't know what you did with those animals
I'm sure to you its all the same

And it seems to me that I can hear
Felosial's vagina whistling in the wind
Now I know where these crabs came from
And it sure does burn when I pee
Whole villages have known you
And I know you like to hunt
Going out late at night
Doing strange things with your cunt

Dwarf cock is rough
But kept your legs splayed
An Underdark fellatio star
And pain was the price you paid
For a dwarf dick in the rump
Oh you tried to service the hin
But its was only half an inch
And we'll miss you being crude

And it seems to me that I can hear
Felosial's vagina whistling in the wind
Now I know where these crabs came from
And it sure does burn when I pee
Whole villages have known you
And I know you like to hunt
Going out late at night
Doing strange things with your cunt

Goodbye Felosial
We didn't get do it all
We'll miss you playing with yourself
And all those fighters that you balled
Goodbye Felosial
We all enjoyed the show
Who thought you could do a 10 foot squirt?
Can I have a final blow?

And it seems to me that I can hear
Felosial's vagina whistling in the wind
Now I know where these crabs came from
And it sure does burn when I pee
Whole villages have known you
And I know like to hunt
Going out late at night
Doing strange things with your cunt

[Nazurahei]

Whistling in the Wind  (to the tune of "Candle in the Wind" by Elton John and Bernie Taupin)

Goodbye Felosial
We didn't get do it all
We'll miss you playing with yourself
And all those things about you scrawled
on the Blue Flame outhouse walls
You brought more pleasure than pain
And I don't know what you did with those animals
I'm sure to you its all the same

And it seems to me that I can hear
Felosial's vagina whistling in the wind
Now I know where these crabs came from
And it sure does burn when I pee
Whole villages have known you
And I know you like to hunt
Going out late at night
Doing strange things with your cunt

Dwarf cock is rough
But kept your legs splayed
An Underdark fellatio star
And pain was the price you paid
For a dwarf dick in the rump
Oh you tried to service the hin
But its was only half an inch
And we'll miss you being crude

And it seems to me that I can hear
Felosial's vagina whistling in the wind
Now I know where these crabs came from
And it sure does burn when I pee
Whole villages have known you
And I know you like to hunt
Going out late at night
Doing strange things with your cunt

Goodbye Felosial
We didn't get do it all
We'll miss you playing with yourself
And all those fighters that you balled
Goodbye Felosial
We all enjoyed the show
Who thought you could do a 10 foot squirt?
Can I have a final blow?

And it seems to me that I can hear
Felosial's vagina whistling in the wind
Now I know where these crabs came from
And it sure does burn when I pee
Whole villages have known you
And I know like to hunt
Going out late at night
Doing strange things with your cunt

I think that was the B-side to Elton's song "I Guess That's Why They Call It a Kooze."

[Náriël Telemnar]

I think we may need to make Rene a folk poster with all of these on it! His girl will be impressed.

[Nazurahei]

I think we may need to make Rene a folk poster with all of these on it! His girl will be impressed.

Perhaps a Felosial tribute album is in order.

[Brand Nar Gath]

so did the drow die?  or just have some lower body surgery?