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Author Topic: We will miss parts of you, Felosial  (Read 707 times)
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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2009, 05:49:41 PM »
Quote from: Brand on October 08, 2009, 05:00:50 PM
so did the drow die?  or just have some lower body surgery?

Old vaginas never die, they just fade to grey.
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« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2009, 07:55:44 PM »
That did it . . . Lips sealed
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« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2009, 08:06:12 PM »
Old vaginas never die, they just fade to grey.


LOL!

I am so flattered. I think I'll make a T-shirt with all these songs on the back.  Whistling in the Wind and Sexy Drow Fighter were my favorite, but all were very good. Paul you shocked me with -

"...she blows her sickly song and you can
See that danglin’ string

Felo’s musical poon, plays her theme song
The drow got a very large poon, it’s oh so wrong
She got crust all around the hole"

Wow. Wow. Wowzers.

By the way, Felosial went off into the woods to work on her kegel muscles. Her technique is to lay  quietly in woods with a piece of bait on her lips, and when a squirrel comes along.. Slam, like  a bear trap. Dead squirrel.

So beware of furry holes covered in leaves. It might be a trap.
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« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2009, 11:02:01 PM »

We know why you went off when you did.  And it also sounds like you want an encore.

Lets kill two birds with one stone ladies and gents!  Lets pass the mic to Felosial for this next tune!

Take it away Felosial!!!!


Humping Black Snatch  (to the tune of (Jumping Jack Flash" by the Stones)

I was boned by a dwarf with a purple vein
And I howled out his name as he pumped and strained,
Got a small plight now, in fact, its a rash!
It's a small plight. 'Cause humpin black snatch,
caused a rash! rash! rash!

Never had him a dusky, beardless shag,
I agreed and he had me on my back,
Got a small plight now, in fact, its a rash!
It's a small plight. 'Cause humpin black snatch,
caused a rash! rash! rash!

He did pound in and out till I turned red.
Whistlin' sound got drowned out when my legs spread
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
He looked 'round "let's try something else instead"
Couldn't bow down enough to give him head.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Got a small plight now, in fact, its a rash!
It's a small plight. 'Cause humpin black snatch,
caused a rash! rash! rash!

Humpin black flash caused a rash!
Humpin black flash caused a rash!
Humpin black flash caused a rash!
Humpin black flash caused a rash!
Humpin black flash!
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« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2009, 04:52:04 AM »
Quote from: Smiling Jack on October 09, 2009, 11:02:01 PM

We know why you went off when you did.  And it also sounds like you want an encore.

Lets kill two birds with one stone ladies and gents!  Lets pass the mic to Felosial for this next tune!

Take it away Felosial!!!!


Humping Black Snatch  (to the tune of (Jumping Jack Flash" by the Stones)

I was boned by a dwarf with a purple vein
And I howled out his name as he pumped and strained,
Got a small plight now, in fact, its a rash!
It's a small plight. 'Cause humpin black snatch,
caused a rash! rash! rash!

Never had him a dusky, beardless shag,
I agreed and he had me on my back,
Got a small plight now, in fact, its a rash!
It's a small plight. 'Cause humpin black snatch,
caused a rash! rash! rash!

He did pound in and out till I turned red.
Whistlin' sound got drowned out when my legs spread
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
He looked 'round "let's try something else instead"
Couldn't bow down enough to give him head.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Got a small plight now, in fact, its a rash!
It's a small plight. 'Cause humpin black snatch,
caused a rash! rash! rash!

Humpin black flash caused a rash!
Humpin black flash caused a rash!
Humpin black flash caused a rash!
Humpin black flash caused a rash!
Humpin black flash!

Bravo! One of my all-time favorite songs (remember that for my funeral, folks) turned into a fine and funny filk.
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« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2009, 03:33:01 PM »
Bravo! Good filk. But, now I'm feeling a bit strange that everyone wants to fuck me. Is that all you guys want from me? My CUNT? Undecided
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« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2009, 03:35:29 PM »

It's the only thing that stops the whistling.
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« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2009, 06:31:16 PM »
I want nothing from you
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« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2009, 08:39:02 AM »
Quote from: Smiling Jack on October 10, 2009, 03:35:29 PM

It's the only thing that stops the whistling.

I don't think anyone in the party has a wide enough member to plug the whistling hole. Not even the dwarf.

A tree trunk is likely in order.
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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2009, 04:56:04 PM »
Quote from: Nazurahei on October 13, 2009, 08:39:02 AM
Quote from: Smiling Jack on October 10, 2009, 03:35:29 PM

It's the only thing that stops the whistling.

I don't think anyone in the party has a wide enough member to plug the whistling hole. Not even the dwarf.

A tree trunk is likely in order.
I said I wasn't interested, weren't you paying attention?
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« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2009, 08:22:27 AM »
Quote from: Shotoku on October 13, 2009, 04:56:04 PM
Quote from: Nazurahei on October 13, 2009, 08:39:02 AM
Quote from: Smiling Jack on October 10, 2009, 03:35:29 PM

It's the only thing that stops the whistling.

I don't think anyone in the party has a wide enough member to plug the whistling hole. Not even the dwarf.

A tree trunk is likely in order.
I said I wasn't interested, weren't you paying attention?

I'll have to review the film and see if you qualify.
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« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2009, 08:18:41 PM »
And, have you reviewed yet? I'm waiting for my qualification prize.
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