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Smiling Jack
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« on: October 27, 2009, 06:12:10 PM »

Ryan, a couple of months ago you told a couple of stories about your pants ripping at work.  I may have laughed at those stories.  I have thought about the subject for some time today and have come to the conclusion that having ones pants rip at work just isn't very funny. 

Especially the crotch.
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2009, 06:40:02 PM »
I'm sorry you now sympathize and not empathize with me.   Grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2009, 06:51:37 PM »

A recreation:

Customer:  "Excuse me, young man.  Could you please tell me where the latest edition of "Kitplane Magazine" might be?"
Bookseller:  "Certainly, sir.  We keep that particular magazine down here by this loud ripping noise."
Customer:  "Excellent, fat bookseller.  Just the periodical I was looking for.  Thank you!"
Bookseller:  "My pleasure, sir.  Should you find yourself in need of further assistance, look no further than the underpants with the martini glasses on them!"
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2009, 07:57:31 PM »
I teared up whilst reading this aloud t Molly.  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2009, 03:30:50 PM »
Look on the bright side. It was a day you decided not to go commando.
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2009, 04:17:50 PM »
Quote from: Deacon Mourning on October 28, 2009, 03:30:50 PM
Look on the bright side. It was a day you decided not to go commando.

And really, how often do you get to tell your co-workers "hey, I need you to look at my crotch for a second?"
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2009, 05:00:29 PM »
Quote from: Smiling Jack on October 28, 2009, 04:17:50 PM
And really, how often do you get to tell your co-workers "hey, I need you to look at my crotch for a second?"

My coworkers are dogs...they need little encouragement.
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« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2009, 05:42:28 PM »
Quote from: Smiling Jack on October 28, 2009, 04:17:50 PM
Quote from: Deacon Mourning on October 28, 2009, 03:30:50 PM
Look on the bright side. It was a day you decided not to go commando.

And really, how often do you get to tell your co-workers "hey, I need you to look at my crotch for a second?"

I suppose if it were clergy it would be quite more often than you'd like to think.
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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2009, 05:46:39 PM »
Quote from: Genlok on October 28, 2009, 05:42:28 PM
Quote from: Smiling Jack on October 28, 2009, 04:17:50 PM
Quote from: Deacon Mourning on October 28, 2009, 03:30:50 PM
Look on the bright side. It was a day you decided not to go commando.

And really, how often do you get to tell your co-workers "hey, I need you to look at my crotch for a second?"

I suppose if it were clergy it would be quite more often than you'd like to think.

No, for them it's "hey, I need you to lick at my crotch for a second."
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« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2009, 08:28:13 PM »
Dialects...so difficult to discern.
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