Allergies and their level of suckage

[Spark]

The post nasal drip I experienced last week and what kept me from holding the game has abated.  I can't wait to play tomorrow.  I hope everyone can make it.  I'm watching a vampire flick, "Rise Blood Hunter," Lucy Liu.  Pretty good.  Nice boob shots and full body poses from Miss Liu.  Bai Ling is hotter though.

[Gabriel Cash]

I have that movie available On Demand but I unsure of it to say the least. Now I will watch it and blame you if I don't like it. 
Glad you is feeling better. Looking to the game, "like to see the gig, like to see the Scumfucks".

[Smiling Jack]

There is no way in hell that Bai Ling is hotter than Lucy Liu.  No way.  None. 

Because of the postponed session last week, I fell headlong back into my Fallout 3 addiction.  Prepare to listen to Pete and I discuss the pros and cons of "the Pitt" this week.

And do not call me slave.

[Gabriel Cash]

There is no way in hell that Bai Ling is hotter than Lucy Liu.  No way.  None. 

Because of the postponed session last week, I fell headlong back into my Fallout 3 addiction.  Prepare to listen to Pete and I discuss the pros and cons of "the Pitt" this week.

And do not call me slave.

Get back to work scab!

[Smiling Jack]

Get back to work scab!

And another name is added to the list.

[Genlok]

I wonder, will his post nasal drip play a part of his much anticipated costume?  Just what will the GM be posed as? 

[Nazurahei]

There is no way in hell that Bai Ling is hotter than Lucy Liu.  No way.  None. 

I'll second that.

[Genlok]

There is no way in hell that Bai Ling is hotter than Lucy Liu.  No way.  None. 

I'll second that.

And three makes that opinion overruled.  But I'll be quick to say that I'm a fan of both.

[Joe Jack Onassis]

There is no way in hell that Bai Ling is hotter than Lucy Liu.  No way.  None. 

I'll second that.

I always imagined that, despite her being vietnamese, Hua looked a lot like Lucy Liu.

[Brand Nar Gath]

I'm not sure that Ryan has the credentials necessary to be a partial judge on this issue.

[Smiling Jack]

And certainly not a complete judje.

[Náriël Telemnar]

Since the DM cancelled last week's session my filk has lost it's poignance, but here it goes anyway.

Half-Orc, Dwarf, Game Master or Hin (to the tune of Scarborough Fair by Simon and Garfunkle or somebody else)

Who will draw a penis on this sheet
Half-orc, dwarf, game master or hin
Promised Sanford that I’d be descreet
I’m forbidden, to my chagrin

Tell the half-orc to draw a fat schlong
Half-orc, dwarf, game master or hin
His sheet has seen many a dong
That half-orc could draw graffiti herein

Tell the dwarf to sketch his John Thomas
Half-orc, dwarf, game master or hin
No one would rat him we all could promise
Krallig could lay some graffiti herein

The game master has seen a member or two
Half-orc, dwarf, game master or hin
Nobody would even look as he drew
The DM could scribe graffiti herein

Tell the hin to step up to the table
Half-orc, dwarf, game master or hin
Draw us a pecker, surely you’re able
Twelvefingers could draw graffiti herein

Who’ll be drawing a penis or three
Half-orc, dwarf, game master or hin
Promised Sanford it wouldn’t be me
One of you should graffiti herein

[Gabriel Cash]

 

[Shotoku]

There is no way in hell that Bai Ling is hotter than Lucy Liu.  No way.  None. 

I'll second that.

I always imagined that, despite her being vietnamese, Hua looked a lot like Lucy Liu.

but ridden hard, really, really hard.

[Nazurahei]

Hoo boy. That's a good one.