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« on: December 04, 2009, 10:02:08 AM »

Sorry I missed the action (and the corn in a cup)!

Did the dwarf and hin kill one another in an excessively rough game of slap-and-tickle?
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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 10:18:22 AM »

The hin scouted the swamp fort. The "maw" sticks out of an area where there is no wall.

After some debate, we went back to Waterdeep to cure my plague and stock up on some assault tools and intelligence. Then we headed back to the swamp with a plan. The dwarf and the half-orc would storm the front door while me and the hin would stealth around to the other side and chuck Mr. Cinco Sockets into the hole. After we split up, Obituquay psychically attacked the hin, I was OK due to my strong willpower and clean living. The hin was taking damage every round, but none of my spells were helping him, so I picked up the skull and booked it for the maw. This saved the hin who subsequently passed out before dying.

I chucked the skull, but the eyes flared and it bounced off of a force wall. The hin awoke and while under fierce incoming kobold fire I enlarged the hin and he activated a Blink spell and walked through the fort wall.

The others have not started their assault and may not even be aware that the plan has gone tits up.
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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 10:45:05 AM »

Nice!
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2009, 11:27:55 AM »

Looks like I picked the right week to miss.  Cool
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 12:09:28 PM »

Looks like I picked the right week to miss.  Cool

I'm sure the plan would have gone off without a hitch if you had been there...and there was corn!
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 12:47:25 PM »

Looks like I picked the right week to miss.  Cool

I'm sure the plan would have gone off without a hitch if you had been there...and there was corn!

Probably not a chance of you stopping for corn next week is there? My finals will be done then and I'll be in the mood to celebrate.
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 01:59:39 PM »

There is a strong likelihood of con flurries in the forecast for next week.
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2009, 03:25:03 PM »

There is a strong likelihood of con flurries in the forecast for next week.

Your bathroom habits of are no interest to me, Deacon.
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2009, 04:17:39 PM »

There is a strong likelihood of con flurries in the forecast for next week.

Your bathroom habits of are no interest to me, Deacon.

That cup of corn finished its passage through me between 7-9:45 this morning. I won't be doing that again.
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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2009, 04:20:10 PM »

So the hin is now inside the fortress walls he is blinking and has three hit points. There is a slight chance that before he is cut down he may actually make to the maw with the skull, and then he will be cut down.
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2009, 08:22:33 PM »


Wrong again, little man!  If you think those hobgoblins were surprised (crazy surprised, by the way) when I walked through the wall, then just wait and see my next trick!  All I have to do now is stay alive long enough for the exploding donkey to work its magic!
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2009, 02:41:33 PM »


I guess I shouldn't hold my breath for the donkey.  We made a mistake leaving it with the dwarf and half-orc.  It's probably looking forward to its death by now.  I doubt that those two are being very gentle.
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2009, 06:18:39 PM »

I've heard the dwarf is planning to stop for barbecue on the way back.
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2009, 11:24:48 PM »

hey you guys aren't abusing animals?  are you?  bad juju.
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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2009, 11:47:28 PM »

hey you guys aren't abusing animals?  are you?  bad juju.

Yeah, that's the druid's job. So keep your meat hooks off!
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