Soon, all the bards will be doing it

[Smiling Jack]

Evil Skull  (to the tune of "Emerald" by Thin Lizzy)

Out of the fen strode the brave, young hin
With the skull, a will, a way
To hit the pit, let it swallow that shit
Underhand Ubituque

At the wall he passed through cleanly
Then brought darkness, death and pain
Time to put plan B in motion
Time to end this five-eyed reign

The hobgoblin army mustered
And shrieked their battle cry
They could overrun a halfling
But not one six feet high

Then outward over the crevice
And downward towards the deep
He flung the stained evil skull
Now our accolades he'll ever reap

[Náriël Telemnar]

Beautiful...moving...bravo!

[Gabriel Cash]

Super Hobbits (to Single Ladies by Beyonce)

All the super hobbits , all the super hobbits
All the super hobbits , all the super hobbits
All the super hobbits , all the super hobbits
All the super hobbits

Now I gotta look up
'Cause the halfling just grew up
And I'm just a wee little thing
And he's over six feet of sneaky thief
Running with a skull and that black priest

Check out that hin, he's taller than me
He charged straight into damnation
Destroyed Ubituque to help save the nation
Someone throw a rope to me

Cause if you need a job done put a hin on it
If you want that skull destroyed then put a hin on it
Down a level but he still did it
If you want that skull destroyed then put a hin on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you need a job done put a hin on it
If you need a job done put a hin on it
Down a level but he still did it
If you need a job done put a hin on it

He's back and forth over the walls
Throws a flask and darkness falls
Only three hit points
Good thing he took a drink

See that hin go he's a sensation
Runs pretty fast for a caucasian
Spiked that skull, he can really jock it
Wasting the Super Evil Sr. Cinco Sockets

Cause if you need a job done put a hin on it
If you want that skull destroyed then put a hin on it
Down a level but he still did it
If you want that skull destroyed then put a hin on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you need a job done put a hin on it
If you need a job done put a hin on it
Down a level but he still did it
If you need a job done put a hin on it
Oh, oh, oh

Up and down the fence three or four times
But my feet can't even leave the ground
Now he's up and over a building

In the midst of all that skull slam dunking
And the running around to thither and yon
He still even managed to get his back-stab on
That hin can really go it alone
Just glad we didn't have to drag him home

All the super hobbits , all the super hobbits
All the super hobbits , all the super hobbits
All the super hobbits , all the super hobbits
All the super hobbits
Now put your hands up, higher, no really higher, well okay if that's the best you can do

Cause if you need a job done put a hin on it
If you want that skull destroyed then put a hin on it
Down a level but he still did it
If you want that skull destroyed then put a hin on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you need a job done put a hin on it
If you need a job done put a hin on it
Down a level but he still did it
If you need a job done put a hin on it
Oh, oh, oh

[Spark]

I luff this song, I really do.  It was one of the best videos ever.

[Smiling Jack]

That was awesome.  I can even find it in my heart to overlook the use of the word "hobbit."

[Náriël Telemnar]

Another excellent one. And so timely. I never knew Pete was a Beyonce fan.

[Brand Nar Gath]

Another excellent one. And so timely. I never knew Pete was a Beyonce fan.

just look at him.  it's obvious.

[Shotoku]

Hey boys, I'm going to miss tonights game. A man is whisking me off to Tahoe to ski.

[Gabriel Cash]

Hey boys, I'm going to miss tonights game. A man is whisking me off to Tahoe to ski.

I've never heard it called that before. Have fun.

[Nazurahei]

Hey boys, I'm going to miss tonights game. A man is whisking me off to Tahoe to ski.

I've never heard it called that before. Have fun.

Don't be silly. "Skiing" is where you lay in bed with a big hunky man on either side and run your hands up and down the "poles" of each.

[Genlok]

Looks like somebody better wear goggles...

[Brand Nar Gath]

why do I feel like we are talking about the Tiger Woods of the Bay Area?

[Nazurahei]

why do I feel like we are talking about the Tiger Woods of the Bay Area?

I believe Jaime was recently crowned Sexual Athlete of the Decade.

[Náriël Telemnar]

Just be careful...remember, no high sticking.

[Brand Nar Gath]

why do I feel like we are talking about the Tiger Woods of the Bay Area?

I believe Jaime was recently crowned Sexual Athlete of the Decade.

Yeah it wasn't really his care of the dogs we were worried about... more his druid like qualities.