Now that we're popular in Waterdeep...

[Nazurahei]

What should we do with our newfound fame?

[Smiling Jack]

Exactly what we started to do--make our neighborhood a safer place.  Our high profiles can raise awareness to the squalid conditions of our streets, to the neglect of the government, and to the high crime rates we endure.  I'm sure the cleric and I can come up with an action plan and a list of long-term goals.  If you need something to do why don't you take notes while we brainstorm.  How good are you with coffee?

[Nazurahei]

I'll skip the coffee.

I'm thinking I'll open up an orphanage for little undead children. Of course, I may have to make some worshipers of Torm disappear from time to time to keep them fed and healthy.

[Gabriel Cash]

Exactly what we started to do--make our neighborhood a safer place.  Our high profiles can raise awareness to the squalid conditions of our streets, to the neglect of the government, and to the high crime rates we endure.  I'm sure the cleric and I can come up with an action plan and a list of long-term goals.  If you need something to do why don't you take notes while we brainstorm.  How good are you with coffee?

You had three months and never once mentioned the safety of the hood. I thought you and the priest were just hanging around in bars, doing favors for sailors.

[Smiling Jack]

You had three months and never once mentioned the safety of the hood. I thought you and the priest were just hanging around in bars, doing favors for sailors.

And you?  While we cased out a major crime syndicate you spent three month watching the literate read?  What were you doing?  Asking the shelves for coloring books and connect-the-dots?  For one so interested in personal gain, sitting on your ass whilst another reads seems to go against the whole "I hurt things for gold" lifestyle.  Maybe it's time to hang it up, move in w/ mummy and daddy, and sell their goods.  Doorman to salesman may be the best you can hope for.

[Brand Nar Gath]

man this is a tough group.  the undead child orphanage manager is the nicest person in the group!

[Gabriel Cash]

You had three months and never once mentioned the safety of the hood. I thought you and the priest were just hanging around in bars, doing favors for sailors.

And you?  While we cased out a major crime syndicate you spent three month watching the literate read?  What were you doing?  Asking the shelves for coloring books and connect-the-dots?  For one so interested in personal gain, sitting on your ass whilst another reads seems to go against the whole "I hurt things for gold" lifestyle.  Maybe it's time to hang it up, move in w/ mummy and daddy, and sell their goods.  Doorman to salesman may be the best you can hope for.

I was just helping to keep an eye on the valuable party members. Did you need some more stuff for your pawnshop? Or were you and the priest to busy giving relief to the poor? Well it is good to see the Deacon has himself a wee altar boy.

[Smiling Jack]

You had three months and never once mentioned the safety of the hood. I thought you and the priest were just hanging around in bars, doing favors for sailors.

And you?  While we cased out a major crime syndicate you spent three month watching the literate read?  What were you doing?  Asking the shelves for coloring books and connect-the-dots?  For one so interested in personal gain, sitting on your ass whilst another reads seems to go against the whole "I hurt things for gold" lifestyle.  Maybe it's time to hang it up, move in w/ mummy and daddy, and sell their goods.  Doorman to salesman may be the best you can hope for.

I was just helping to keep an eye on the valuable party members. Did you need some more stuff for your pawnshop? Or were you and the priest to busy giving relief to the poor? Well it is good to see the Deacon has himself a wee altar boy.

Oh, how thankful we all are that you were able to keep an eye on the valuable party members.  Who knows what horrible things could have gotten at them while they were locked in the tower behind that giant shield that no one was able to penetrate for hundreds and hundreds of years.  I think we all need to take a moment to realize just how lucky we are to have a dwarf without stonecraft skills, a penchant for hard work, or any of the other numerous things that dwarves are good for.  We can all rest assured that no matter how tough the going gets, we have someone to stand by the door.

[Brand Nar Gath]

You had three months and never once mentioned the safety of the hood. I thought you and the priest were just hanging around in bars, doing favors for sailors.

And you?  While we cased out a major crime syndicate you spent three month watching the literate read?  What were you doing?  Asking the shelves for coloring books and connect-the-dots?  For one so interested in personal gain, sitting on your ass whilst another reads seems to go against the whole "I hurt things for gold" lifestyle.  Maybe it's time to hang it up, move in w/ mummy and daddy, and sell their goods.  Doorman to salesman may be the best you can hope for.

I was just helping to keep an eye on the valuable party members. Did you need some more stuff for your pawnshop? Or were you and the priest to busy giving relief to the poor? Well it is good to see the Deacon has himself a wee altar boy.

Oh, how thankful we all are that you were able to keep an eye on the valuable party members.  Who knows what horrible things could have gotten at them while they were locked in the tower behind that giant shield that no one was able to penetrate for hundreds and hundreds of years.  I think we all need to take a moment to realize just how lucky we are to have a dwarf without stonecraft skills, a penchant for hard work, or any of the other numerous things that dwarves are good for.  We can all rest assured that no matter how tough the going gets, we have someone to stand by the door.

dude he is a doorman, what did youexpect

[Nazurahei]

You had three months and never once mentioned the safety of the hood. I thought you and the priest were just hanging around in bars, doing favors for sailors.

And you?  While we cased out a major crime syndicate you spent three month watching the literate read?  What were you doing?  Asking the shelves for coloring books and connect-the-dots?  For one so interested in personal gain, sitting on your ass whilst another reads seems to go against the whole "I hurt things for gold" lifestyle.  Maybe it's time to hang it up, move in w/ mummy and daddy, and sell their goods.  Doorman to salesman may be the best you can hope for.

I was just helping to keep an eye on the valuable party members. Did you need some more stuff for your pawnshop? Or were you and the priest to busy giving relief to the poor? Well it is good to see the Deacon has himself a wee altar boy.

Oh, how thankful we all are that you were able to keep an eye on the valuable party members.  Who knows what horrible things could have gotten at them while they were locked in the tower behind that giant shield that no one was able to penetrate for hundreds and hundreds of years.  I think we all need to take a moment to realize just how lucky we are to have a dwarf without stonecraft skills, a penchant for hard work, or any of the other numerous things that dwarves are good for.  We can all rest assured that no matter how tough the going gets, we have someone to stand by the door.

Well, all I can say is I had a productive three months.

Start coughing up the geld if you want fetishes.

[Smiling Jack]

I'll need a lazy susan, a tub of crisco, a girl scout uniform and a shetland pony, please.

[Nazurahei]

I'll need a lazy susan, a tub of crisco, a girl scout uniform and a shetland pony, please.

Would a well-worn copy of "The Story of 'O'" suffice?

[Shotoku]

You had three months and never once mentioned the safety of the hood. I thought you and the priest were just hanging around in bars, doing favors for sailors.

And you?  While we cased out a major crime syndicate you spent three month watching the literate read?  What were you doing?  Asking the shelves for coloring books and connect-the-dots?  For one so interested in personal gain, sitting on your ass whilst another reads seems to go against the whole "I hurt things for gold" lifestyle.  Maybe it's time to hang it up, move in w/ mummy and daddy, and sell their goods.  Doorman to salesman may be the best you can hope for.

I was just helping to keep an eye on the valuable party members. Did you need some more stuff for your pawnshop? Or were you and the priest to busy giving relief to the poor? Well it is good to see the Deacon has himself a wee altar boy.

Oh, how thankful we all are that you were able to keep an eye on the valuable party members.  Who knows what horrible things could have gotten at them while they were locked in the tower behind that giant shield that no one was able to penetrate for hundreds and hundreds of years.  I think we all need to take a moment to realize just how lucky we are to have a dwarf without stonecraft skills, a penchant for hard work, or any of the other numerous things that dwarves are good for.  We can all rest assured that no matter how tough the going gets, we have someone to stand by the door.

Well, all I can say is I had a productive three months.

Start coughing up the geld if you want fetishes.

I already have more fetishes than you could shake a wand at

[Smiling Jack]

I already have more fetishes than you could shake a wand at

Actually, some of those fetishes might cause me to stop shaking my wand.

[Nazurahei]

I already have more fetishes than you could shake a wand at

Actually, some of those fetishes might cause me to stop shaking my wand.

Please tell me none of these involve a wetsuit and the pee trough at The Eagle.