I'll need a lazy susan, a tub of crisco, a girl scout uniform and a shetland pony, please.
Well let's see... you're in luck I have half a tub of crisco, my Uncle Bertha's girl scout uniform (I got it after we buried him in it so you may want to air it out as well as take it in) and his widow (my Aunt Bernard) is in fact a shetland pony.
