We on for tonight?

[Dav'l]

plus we typically have no leader...

I am a just and fair warchief for our party.  I have done well. 

[Brand Nar Gath]

agree.  abosolutely.  lead on.

[Smiling Jack]

Guys-- and I never thought I'd say this-- I think Hitler may have been right.  We need to work better as a team.  We can do better-- together-- to make Waterdeep a better place.  A place free of danger.  A place free of hate.  A place that our loved ones feel safe walking the streets at night.  A place that we-- all of us-- can call home.

I think it's time to cut the dwarf loose.

[Gabriel Cash]

"Hitler may have been right", Says Local Hin
--Waterdeep Gazette

"I think Hitler may have been right", says a local hin, only adding to the generally creepiness of these hairy footed social deviants. Hin leaders in Waterdeep were quick to distance themselves from the statement saying, "While this individual is known to us we would point out that he has been spending a lot of time in the company of the Priests of Torm, and those guys are capable of anything".  The statement has been attributed to a local "legitimate businessman"  know only as "Smiling Jack" who plies his trade in the seedier districts of Waterdeep. Clearly the people of Waterdeep are concerned "it's not safe to walk the streets at night anymore. First there was talk of hin assassins running around, and now they've gone all Nazi on us. It's time the hinnish problem was dealt with extreme prejudice," said one heavily bearded old woman with a dwarven battle-ax in each hand.

[Smiling Jack]

The dwarf posting from the newspaper?  I didn't know that the Waterdeep Gazette printed articles between Family Circus and Marmaduke.  That must have been a very sobering story for you to read, dwarf.  It probably completely eradicated any warm feelings you still had from reading about the hilarious antics and lasagna addiction of Faerun's favorite cartoon cat.

[Brand Nar Gath]

...said one heavily bearded old woman with a dwarven battle-ax in each hand.

now they aren't calling you an old woman already are they!?  Fight the power dwarf man.  DLTMGYD!

[Náriël Telemnar]

They certainly wouldn't confuse him with a Dwarven woman. Dwarven women are brave fighters.

[Gabriel Cash]

I was one around the corner attacking the guy and got blasted by lightning. I then took a 5ft step back in order to ready a new weapon and not take a second blast in the process. Otherwise I might not have lived to waddle slowly down the hall to try to attack him on the 3rd round. The only person who got hit by lightening twice died. Where was the scribe during that first blast? Oh hiding around the corner unwilling to face someone she actually knew as a necromancer.

And my favorite comic is "Waterdeep Minus Hins".

[Smiling Jack]

And my favorite comic is "Waterdeep Minus Hins".

"Waterdeep Minus Hin?"  Huh.  And here I thought it would have been "Cathy" since you spend the bulk of your time shopping and watching men.  Why spend money on armor anyhow?  That's like an elf sorceror setting aside money in a 401K plan for retirement.  Ack!