The GM will be more generous if we filk!

[Smiling Jack]

You had better hope that the dwarf is content with just changing your clothes.

If I were livestock and not a human being, I would be a little more concerned.

I don't think he's very particular.  Kralig's ended up in more holes than a golf ball.

[Nazurahei]

You had better hope that the dwarf is content with just changing your clothes.

If I were livestock and not a human being, I would be a little more concerned.

I don't think he's very particular.  Kralig's ended up in more holes than a golf ball.

A dose of negative energy would make his balls shrivel up like raisins. I hope he takes that into account before he attempts something stupid.

[Nazurahei]

CAUGHT IN A BEAM (Sung to the tune of “Caught in a Dream” by Alice Cooper)

Well, I'm reachin’ for a scroll on a sarcophagus
Lookin’ at some corpses bloated with pus
Thought that I was grabbin’ something really keen
Until I got zapped by a golden beam

I need to move again and I need to walk
I need to cast spells and I need to talk
I need to ditch this curse, oh, woe is me
I just wish the DM would agree

[Chorus]
I'm caught in a beam
Oh shit!
You don't know what I'm goin' through
Got a yellow gleam
So I'll
I'll act like I’m dipped in glue

Suspended animation and lyin’ on my back
Can someone lug me along in that holdin’ sack
Thought it was treasure but it was just a trap
Now I’m an invalid fillin’ my pants with crap

Whoa-o-oh
When you see me and my yellow glow
Whoa-o-oh
Then you'll know I'm moving slow
Whoa-o-oh Oh
Whoa-o-oh Oh
Whoa-o-oh

CHORUS