How much XP do we get?

[Smiling Jack]

So, we each get 4,875 XP.   Right, Ryan?  

[Nazurahei]

I think you and I deserve that much and THEN some, seeing as we were the only ones what filked.

[Smiling Jack]

I like the way you think, creepy yellow scribe statue!

[Smiling Jack]

XP  (to the tune of Bowie's "DJ")

I'm home from Skullport and incurably ill
You think this is easy, trap diffusing
Slavers are out there, I suppose
I think they're laughing
Feel like Kralig, hiding down
I think they're laughing, what do I know?

I need some XP, I filk and I play
Can't level up, no, can't level up, no, oh, ooh
I need some XP, I filk and I play
Can't level up, no, can't level up, no, oh no
I need some XP, I filk and I play
I've got filth fever
It's grieving me, oh

One more dungeon crawl
I cannot dodge the brazier
Skin burnt, I burnt all my hair off
I'd argue but the point is moot

I need some XP, I filk and I play
Can't level up, no, can't level up, no, ooh
I need some XP, I filk and I play
Can't level up, no, can't level up, ooh
I need some XP, I filk and I play
I've got filth fever
It's grieving me

I need some XP, I filk and I play
Can't level up, no, can't level up
I need some XP, I filk and I play
Can't level up, no, can't level up
I need some XP, I filk and I play
Can't level up, no

Time flies when you're filking, son
Filk some rap, filk some punk
You used to be an elf you know what it's like to die, now
I need some XP and I've got filth fever

I've got filth fever
I've got filth fever
I've got believers in me
I've got filth fever
I need some XP, I filk and I play
I need some XP

[Nazurahei]

AM I EXPERIENCED? (Sung to the tune of “Are You Experienced?” by the Jimi Hendrix Experience)

If I can just get out of this dungeon
And drag some treasure behind me
We'll hold hands and be glad we survived
And go on a spending spree

But first, where’s my experience?
Can you give me experience?
Well, why not?

I know, I know we’ll probably hear the bards
Sing their little songs calling us heroes
But why in the DM’s crazy world
Would we want to venture out for more of these woes, heh, I think you know

But first, where’s my experience?
Can you give me experience?
Well, why not?

Let me explain...

Monsters and villains I can hear in the distance
I think they're calling our names
Before we can fight them, you know we
Need to level before the next game

But first, where’s my experience?
Can you give me experience?
Not necessarily stoned, but forgetful…

[Brand Nar Gath]

I can't believe it took someone so long to rip such a fittiing tune.  NICE!

[Spark]

Xp, Xp. . . Let's see.  I know I had some around here a minute ago. . .

[Nazurahei]

HEY, MR. DM (Sung to the tune of “Hey, Mr. DJ” by Madonna)

Hey, Mr. DM put some XP up
I wanna go up a level

Do you like to get more hit points?
Do you like to get more hit points?
Do you like to get more hit points?
Do you like my new spell?

Hey, Mr. DM put some XP up
I wanna go up a level
And when the dungeon’s done, I never wanna stop
I’m fighting like a devil

Magic, magic
Magic makes the people come together
Magic mix the sorcerer and the wizard

Don't think of level one
And I don't look at the book
I want to get more hit points
Think I’m getting a new feat 
I’ll move to knight from knave
Grab a prestige class even
Gonna boost my reflex save

Magic makes the people come together
Magic mix the sorcerer and the wizard

Hey Mr. DM
Do you like to get more hit points, do you like to
Get more hit points, do you like to
Get more hit points, do you like my killing

Hey, Mr. DM put some XP up
I wanna go up a level
And when the dungeon’s done, I never wanna stop
I’m fighting like a devil

Magic makes the party come together
Magic mix the sorcerer and the wizard

Magic makes the party come together
Magic mix the sorcerer and the wizard

[Spark]

Only because you made me laugh, Sanford. 

[Nazurahei]

Only because you made me laugh, Sanford.