Lift your voices in filk!

[Nazurahei]

THAT SPELL (Sung to the tune of “That Smell” by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Rotten zombies and skeletons
Ghouls to do your bidding
There's too much death and vampire breath
You know, girl, I’m not kidding

[Chorus]
Ooh, ooh that spell
Can't you smell that spell?
Ooh, ooh that spell
The spells of death surround you

Yeah
Army of darkness follows you
Healing spells do you harm (You, fool, you)
So go touch yourself, negativity for health
One more hit, you’ll buy the farm (Hell, yeah)

CHORUS

You may have a 19 charisma
But still you’re creeping me out
Say you’re on the side of Waterdeep, but
You make corpses stand and walk about (Yeah, you)

CHORUS

Aw, you, fool, you
Healing spells do you harm
I know, I seen it happen

One little problem that confronts you
Got the undead on your back
Just one more ghast, Lord, could be your last
One hell of a price for you to make attacks (Hell, yeah)

CHORUS 2x

Oh, you, fool, you
Don't let those healing spells do you harm
You're just a fool, just a fool, just a fool

[Smiling Jack]

Speaking of spells, can any of you magical folk cast darkvision?

[Nazurahei]

Speaking of spells, can any of you magical folk cast darkvision?

It's not a spell in the necromancy school, so I can't cast it.

[Smiling Jack]

It can be cast permanently, but only on the caster.  I haven't seen anything in the Player's Manual that gives you temporary darkvision, but I do think that the GM's Guide has some potions or something.  Unfortunately, that particular tome is in UC and I am in NB (and yes, I did bring my Player's Manual with me.  I am a nerd).  Does anyone know of any artifical means of acquiring said vision?

[Nazurahei]

It can be cast permanently, but only on the caster.  I haven't seen anything in the Player's Manual that gives you temporary darkvision, but I do think that the GM's Guide has some potions or something.  Unfortunately, that particular tome is in UC and I am in NB (and yes, I did bring my Player's Manual with me.  I am a nerd).  Does anyone know of any artifical means of acquiring said vision?

I believe there are goggles of dark vision or some such device.

[Smiling Jack]

Goggles?  How very Steampunk!  I would spend all of my money and most of the dwarf's to obtain such goggles.

[Nazurahei]

Goggles?  How very Steampunk!  I would spend all of my money and most of the dwarf's to obtain such goggles.

Of course, I could work on some zombie eye implants for you. That might work.

[Spark]

Goggles?  How very Steampunk!  I would spend all of my money and most of the dwarf's to obtain such goggles.

Of course, I could work on some zombie eye implants for you. That might work.

Zombie Eyes! Go for it, dude.  sounds awesome!

[Smiling Jack]

Upon further research, the goggles cost 18,000 GP.  This will probably take all of my money, all of the dwarf's money, and a small portion (800 or so) from each of you.  I appreciate your dedication to the good of the party.  As for the dwarf's sacrifice, I will gift him with this magic corncob.  That should keep him from his human doll fantasies.

[Brand Nar Gath]

Botox?

[Nazurahei]

Upon further research, the goggles cost 18,000 GP.  This will probably take all of my money, all of the dwarf's money, and a small portion (800 or so) from each of you.  I appreciate your dedication to the good of the party.  As for the dwarf's sacrifice, I will gift him with this magic corncob.  That should keep him from his human doll fantasies.

I think the priest of Torm is sufficiently "good" and "selfless" to cover the rest of the party's portion.

[Náriël Telemnar]

I'm still tapped from resurrecting the Battle Mage. Talk to me after my next paycheck.

[Nazurahei]

I'm still tapped from resurrecting the Battle Mage. Talk to me after my next paycheck.

True enough, priest. I take back 1/3 of the nasty things I've said about you.