No he wipes with the left hand. it's important to consider hygeine when you are with certain types (not pointing fingers at any short grumpy races of any type that have beards and sport battle axes and such).
Listen here, elf. These are sideburns,
not a beard! And the reason they call me Twelvefingers is on account of my two
knives, not because of some ridiculously over-sized battle axe. You skinny, elven mamas-boys think that just because you're hundreds of years old you can just...
Oh, you're talking about the dwarf. My bad. I just heard "short and grumpy" and kind of drew my own conclusions. Sorry.