Filks for the final week at Casa Ryan y David

[Smiling Jack]

That's where we found some of the best treasure chests!  Imagine:  A whole secret under-vag society unknown to the citizens of Waterdeep!  Such beauty.  And so much more to be explored.

I believe that was the "Pirate Cove" the dwarf kept obsessing over.

No, I'm pretty sure that was in a different orifice.  And a different gender.  And a different species.

[Nazurahei]

That's where we found some of the best treasure chests!  Imagine:  A whole secret under-vag society unknown to the citizens of Waterdeep!  Such beauty.  And so much more to be explored.

I believe that was the "Pirate Cove" the dwarf kept obsessing over.

No, I'm pretty sure that was in a different orifice.  And a different gender.  And a different species.

True. Seems like the half-orc's rear entry is about eye level for him.

[Brand Nar Gath]

Oh Damn it!  Is it too late to change my character to be a pirate elf?

[Smiling Jack]

As long as you can cast darkvision I'm cool with it.

[Brand Nar Gath]

As long as you can cast darkvision I'm cool with it.

No Prob, but as a Cleric/Wiz I am also required to cast a heal spell on a necromancer at the same time.  I don't make the rules.

[Nazurahei]

As long as you can cast darkvision I'm cool with it.

No Prob, but as a Cleric/Wiz I am also required to cast a heal spell on a necromancer at the same time.  I don't make the rules.

Just you try it.

I've got no use for your touchy-feely, do-good mumbo jumbo. Bah.

[Brand Nar Gath]

As long as you can cast darkvision I'm cool with it.

No Prob, but as a Cleric/Wiz I am also required to cast a heal spell on a necromancer at the same time.  I don't make the rules.

Just you try it.

I've got no use for your touchy-feely, do-good mumbo jumbo. Bah.

you must be talking about the dwarf.  I have no touchy feely do-gooder type actions thus far.  and certainly I don't mumble (not good for a spellcaster).

[Nazurahei]

RACE OF POON (Sung to the tune of “Race of Doom” by DEVO)

Race of poon (x4)

Was that hin? Was that dwarf? Reply! (x4)

It's a matter of time
And perhaps my bad luck
It's a factor of height
And where your nose is stuck
You follow too closely
I'm under attack
Little folk all about me
Keep your face out my crack

I can’t help being six feet
I was just born six feet, baby
I can’t help being six feet
How I hate being six feet, baby

Everywhere there are wee folk
Running rampant and loose
I develop bad feelings
Every time I am goosed
Take a few steps backward
Please give me some room
Feels like the family dog
Stuck its nose in my poon

[Náriël Telemnar]

Everywhere there are wee folk
Running rampant and loose
I develop bad feelings
Every time I am goosed
Take a few steps backward
Please give me some room
Feels like the family dog
Stuck its nose in my poon

Excellent filk, evocative imagery. DEVO would be proud!

[Nazurahei]

Everywhere there are wee folk
Running rampant and loose
I develop bad feelings
Every time I am goosed
Take a few steps backward
Please give me some room
Feels like the family dog
Stuck its nose in my poon

Excellent filk, evocative imagery. DEVO would be proud!

Thank you, sir. High praise indeed.