A new adventure's filk

[Nazurahei]

WE BUILT THIS CITY IN AN EVIL COVE (Sung to the tune of… (barf)… “We Built This City on Rock-n-Roll” by the Starship)

We built this city
We built this city in an evil cove
Built this city
We built this city in an evil cove

Say you don't know why
Well, I think that you do
Say you don't remember
But you must have a clue
Knee deep in the witchcraft
Demons in the night
Creepy old lighthouse
With a disappearing light

The mansion is the mystery
Can we find some heroes?
Don't you remember?
We built this city
We built this city in an evil cove
We built this city
We built this city in an evil cove
Built this city
We built this city in an evil cove

Someone's always playing
Evil occult games
Who cares, they’re long gone
But the evil still remains
We just want a trade route
But the beacon won’t stay lit
Don’t think we’ll take a look
We’re all scared as shit

The mansion is the mystery
Can we find some heroes?

Now here comes a big party
Searching for some clues
Let’s let ‘em keep the treasure
Once they’ve paid their dues
We’ll just count the money
After the trade route’s clear
We’ll just rake it in
Commerce from far and near
Don't tell us you need us
We're just the adventure hook
Nothing more than text
From the front of Ryan's book

The mansion is the mystery
Can we find some heroes?
Listen to the radio
We built this city
We built this city in an evil cove
We built this city
We built this city in an evil cove
Built this city
We built this city in an evil cove

[Spark]

Is this a repeat? I thought someone already filked this song (but I love covers). Remember, everyone gained 1928 xp.

[Nazurahei]

Is this a repeat? I thought someone already filked this song (but I love covers). Remember, everyone gained 1928 xp.

I dunno if it's a repeat.

[Smiling Jack]

I think it is a repeat, but I also think that my next one may be a repeat, too.

[Smiling Jack]

Lighthouse of the Haunted One  (to the tune of The Animal's "House of the Rising Sun")

There's a lighthouse in Fair Haven
That's haunted by a ghost
It's kept the ships from safe harbor
And dashed them on the coast

My mother was a halfling
She died when I was born
My father turned to a life of crime
In two his heart was torn

He was killed when I was little
Waterdeep raised me well
So I ask myself why I traveled so far
To this lighthouse straight from hell

------ organ solo ------

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
To take a job in Fair Haven:
Lighthouse of the Haunted One

Well, I got one foot in the harbor
The other foot in the grave
I'd go straight back to Waterdeep
If only we hin weren't brave

Well, there's a lighthouse in Fair Haven
They call the Haunted One
And it's been the ruin of many a poor hin
I fear my time is done

[Smiling Jack]

Anybody else down for a plan?  We have time before we enter the lighthouse.  We think it may be haunted.  Let's take a day to prepare spells that may be of use in such a situation.  We may be dealing with ghosts, etc.  A day may also give us a chance to find someone who has been in the lighthouse or knows more about the creepy family that owned it.  Also we still have an exploding donkey.

[Brand Nar Gath]

When will I get to see the Magic Cave... to the tune of
Linda Ronstadt's 'When Will I be Loved'

I've been jones'n
hopin for some rollin'
Oh, When will I be there

I've been pushed down
I've been pushed 'round
When will I be there

When I find a new chicken
With a coop that is a pimpin'
That GM he always breaks my heart
It happens every time

I've been made dead (almost)
I've been teased
Oh, When will I be there

When I find a new cave
That I want to die in
Distant sound of mournful chicken
It happens every time

Oh, I've been cheatin'
Been mistreat'n
My favorite party
Miss'n my special special farty
Tell me, when will I be there