d20SA Survey

[Náriël Telemnar]

I took this survey. Looks like they are trying to set up a D&D cafe/game room rental place. Check it out.

[Brand Nar Gath]

I'm not sure they had your age category... I guess you could select 'prefer not to answer.'   

[Smiling Jack]

Yes, I'm not sure that this questionnaire was intended for "senior gamers."

[Náriël Telemnar]

My age range was on there! I think more likely that it is not aimed at gamers who own their own homes, have a regular place to play and have a tolerant spouse.

[Nazurahei]

There were not enough questions about hygene.

For example, "How important is it that other gamers at the table have showered within the past three days?"

[Brand Nar Gath]

There were not enough questions about hygene.

For example, "How important is it that other gamers at the table have showered within the past three days?"

... or, how many gamers does it take to make a chamber uninhabitable?

[Nazurahei]

There were not enough questions about hygene.

For example, "How important is it that other gamers at the table have showered within the past three days?"

... or, how many gamers does it take to make a chamber uninhabitable?

Or "Do you have detailed records of the frequency of flatulence at the gaming table."

Oops. Wait...

[Brand Nar Gath]

There were not enough questions about hygene.

For example, "How important is it that other gamers at the table have showered within the past three days?"

... or, how many gamers does it take to make a chamber uninhabitable?

Or "Do you have detailed records of the frequency of flatulence at the gaming table."

Oops. Wait...

yeah I am afraid it (das flatulence) might have already altered our chromosomes...

[Brand Nar Gath]

Yes, I'm not sure that this questionnaire was intended for "senior gamers."

Character Class:  Senior Gamer.

[Spark]

Golden Age Gamer = GAG 

[Smiling Jack]

Old Geek  (to the tune of "Old Man" by Mr. Young)

Old geek look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old geek look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.

Old geek look at my life,
Level four
and there's so much more
I can play the night away,
By midnight you have to rest

Long ago, you'd go
Out to the Rocky Horror
Picture Show
You may not know the Venture Bros.
But you're down with Johnny Quest

Old geek, take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I refer to pop culture
the whole day through
Ah, one look at my shirt
and you can tell that's true.

You've still got the same old skills
quote word-for-word
The same old films
Doesn't mean that much to me
What the Knights of Ni will say

But don't brood, I'm not rude
To favorite flicks
I'll also allude
I'm just more likely to quote The Dude:
"You mind if I do a Jay?"

Old geek, take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I refer to pop culture
the whole day through
Ah, one look at my shirt
and you can tell that's true.

Old geek look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old geek look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.

[Nazurahei]

Old Geek  (to the tune of "Old Man" by Mr. Young)

Old geek look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old geek look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.

Old geek look at my life,
Level four
and there's so much more
I can play the night away,
By midnight you have to rest

Long ago, you'd go
Out to the Rocky Horror
Picture Show
You may not know the Venture Bros.
But you're down with Johnny Quest

Old geek, take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I refer to pop culture
the whole day through
Ah, one look at my shirt
and you can tell that's true.

You've still got the same old skills
quote word-for-word
The same old films
Doesn't mean that much to me
What the Knights of Ni will say

But don't brood, I'm not rude
To favorite flicks
I'll also allude
I'm just more likely to quote The Dude:
"You mind if I do a Jay?"

Old geek, take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I refer to pop culture
the whole day through
Ah, one look at my shirt
and you can tell that's true.

Old geek look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old geek look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.

Holy shit! That's a filk that elevated the form.

[Náriël Telemnar]

Nicely done...and not even about me!

[Spark]

Old Geek  (to the tune of "Old Man" by Mr. Young)

Old geek look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old geek look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.

Old geek look at my life,
Level four
and there's so much more
I can play the night away,
By midnight you have to rest

Long ago, you'd go
Out to the Rocky Horror
Picture Show
You may not know the Venture Bros.
But you're down with Johnny Quest

Old geek, take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I refer to pop culture
the whole day through
Ah, one look at my shirt
and you can tell that's true.

You've still got the same old skills
quote word-for-word
The same old films
Doesn't mean that much to me
What the Knights of Ni will say

But don't brood, I'm not rude
To favorite flicks
I'll also allude
I'm just more likely to quote The Dude:
"You mind if I do a Jay?"

Old geek, take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I refer to pop culture
the whole day through
Ah, one look at my shirt
and you can tell that's true.

Old geek look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old geek look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.

Holy shit! That's a filk that elevated the form.

Damn, he do get inspired, don't he?

[Brand Nar Gath]

yeah I gotta say its-a-nice!!