Wow, do I ever take shitty notes! Fortunately we have the board to make sense of things. Case in point:
You left out the part about valiant Johnny jumping through the trap door, saving the poor girl who was getting raped, punching the rapist and then getting shot in the back by his gimp.
Oh, and we found a bunch of liquor.
Well, at least the liquor part seems to make sense. The last thing I remember was reaching a large town (Albuquerque?) to talk to a certain person (Dr. Rama? Agent Skow?) about something. Then that person was shot and killed by Kimberly Scott, who is a bitch. Before that, we lost Officer Mike and the big brain in Mud Town, and Johnny picked up a nice morphine addiction. For those that don't remember, Kimberly Scott is the reporter who stabbed David Tennant in the eye, almost killed Uma, gutted me, and stole the translator for the journal. While I was recovering in the government wackos' hospital tent, I had a weird dream involving me having sex with lots and lots of beautiful women, a voice in my ear whispering "you will be useful soon," and a strange feeling of being "drained" when I awoke. Oh, and more notes! Dr. Rama was working on an AI computer as well as a genius math chimp named Oscar. Oscar was made to power up two super computers named Adam and Eve. Adam controlled super nukes and Eve controlled restoration (they are
really shitty notes). I think we have to keep Oscar out of Adam's hands.
Also, my semen is made of bolts.
