New filks for the week

[hoa nguyen]

Just take your big heavy black hairy bolls...

Uma, I'm glad to see that you have in interest in my balls. You look like you would be a good breeder...good frame for birthin' my babies. Just so long as I only look at you from the neck down.

I've got a canvas bag. We could repopulate the aftermath together. Oprah will understand me making this sacrifice for the benefit of humanity.

I can draw pretty well. Maybe I could draw a pretty face on the canvas bag if you're willing to pass her over to Joe Jack when you're done.

[Brand Nar Gath]

Just take your big heavy black hairy bolls...

Uma, I'm glad to see that you have in interest in my balls. You look like you would be a good breeder...good frame for birthin' my babies. Just so long as I only look at you from the neck down.

I've got a canvas bag. We could repopulate the aftermath together. Oprah will understand me making this sacrifice for the benefit of humanity.

Actually I was kind of hoping you and JJack could put on an after-battle show for us...

[Johnny The Cook]

Actually I was kind of hoping you and JJack could put on an after-battle show for us...

I didn't know you were into Yaoi. Unfortunately, I'm not...and unless Joe Jack has been seriously fooling us, he can't have my babies.

[Johnny The Cook]

I can draw pretty well. Maybe I could draw a pretty face on the canvas bag if you're willing to pass her over to Joe Jack when you're done.

Sounds good. I don't mind sharing...theres no way Joe Jack's seed could compete with my reproductive ninjas.

[Brand Nar Gath]

Actually I was kind of hoping you and JJack could put on an after-battle show for us...

I didn't know you were into Yaoi

Is 'Yaoi!' the same as when you stick in Oprah's ass?  Because that was the sound she made.  We always knew in the shelter when Johnny was getting back up on Oprah.

[Joe Jack Onassis]

Nicely done! Who'd have thunk a Monks filk would ever happen?

Yes, they are not a very filk-friendly band.  Oft-times the lyrics are a couple of lines repeated over and over and over and over...

"Sleepy Maria, don't drink
Drunken Maria, don't sleep"

That, folks, is a real Monks song.

[Joe Jack Onassis]

Just take your big heavy black hairy bolls...

Uma, I'm glad to see that you have in interest in my balls. You look like you would be a good breeder...good frame for birthin' my babies. Just so long as I only look at you from the neck down.

I've got a canvas bag. We could repopulate the aftermath together. Oprah will understand me making this sacrifice for the benefit of humanity.

I can draw pretty well. Maybe I could draw a pretty face on the canvas bag if you're willing to pass her over to Joe Jack when you're done.

See!  Just mention sex and she's thinking about me!  I will not defile our love, Hoa.  It's just you and me.  Lemme know when you're ready for some of that ole Rooster Sauce, Dumplin'.

[hoa nguyen]

Just take your big heavy black hairy bolls...

Uma, I'm glad to see that you have in interest in my balls. You look like you would be a good breeder...good frame for birthin' my babies. Just so long as I only look at you from the neck down.

I've got a canvas bag. We could repopulate the aftermath together. Oprah will understand me making this sacrifice for the benefit of humanity.

I can draw pretty well. Maybe I could draw a pretty face on the canvas bag if you're willing to pass her over to Joe Jack when you're done.

See!  Just mention sex and she's thinking about me!  I will not defile our love, Hoa.  It's just you and me.  Lemme know when you're ready for some of that ole Rooster Sauce, Dumplin'.

Forget using the bag for Uma's face. I think I'm gonna need it to puke in.