This week

[Shotoku]

The drama at the dildo store abounds. An employee has quit and they've bumped me up to full time status, meaning I work till 8 on Thursdays, soonest I'd be online is 9 and thats an hour before we usually quit playing, so looks like I might be out of the game temporarily.

[Joe Jack Onassis]

At least it's a labor of love.

[hoa nguyen]

Are you saying we're not as fun as money and sex toys?

Well, my feelings aren't hurt because I would take money and sex toys over us as well. 

[Joe Jack Onassis]

Yeah...  those aren't toys.  They're tools.

[Spark]

Yeah...  those aren't toys.  They're tools.

[Brand Nar Gath]

The drama at the dildo store abounds. An employee has quit and they've bumped me up to full time status, meaning I work till 8 on Thursdays, soonest I'd be online is 9 and thats an hour before we usually quit playing, so looks like I might be out of the game temporarily.

Well at least we can stop wiggling the antenna to mess the connection whenever Jaime is trying to say something... D'Oh!!!

[Oprah]

Did I just bore all of you too sleep tonight?  Because if I did we need to correct that.

[Johnny The Cook]

Did I just bore all of you too sleep tonight?  Because if I did we need to correct that.

I wasn't bored or asleep. No worries...

[Brand Nar Gath]

Did I just bore all of you too sleep tonight?  Because if I did we need to correct that.

yeah really you couldn't put me to sleep... possibly Randy's gas (maybe you should eat less sleep gas producing foods), but really 5 beers and no water is all I need to pass out.  Someone apologize to Sanford's neighbor for me I think I ran over some lawn furniture...

[Joe Jack Onassis]

Someone apologize to Sanford's neighbor for me I think I ran over some lawn furniture...

I volunteer to apologize.  She is attractive, right? 

You didn't put me to sleep, Rene.  I think that it's a good thing that we paused where we did.  For those of you that weren't there (or weren't awake), we left off in Albuquerque proper.  After first rolling into the outpost we met Duke and Dix, two cats from the military compound that fixed up Hoa and Johnny and stole my seed.  They escorted us into the brightly-lit, scientific community of Albuquerque (best known for its all-female football team).  Apparently, radiation has caused all of the citizens to mutate into humans with normal, useful brains.  There we met Dr. Rama and a hot red-headed female scientist named Molotov Cocktease (or something like that).  They showed us EVE, their super-commodore64 and powered her up for a few minutes of Donkey Kong Jr.  She also didn't answer most of our questions.  We DID find out that we must go to Colorado Springs, a town that I think may be in a different state.  That is where ADAM has taken our giant math-monkey brain.  We now have to go there to get this brain back.  We may have time for a couple more questions before EVE has to power down (and I WILL send that error report to microsoft, goddammit!), so put your thinking caps on.

What questions do we want to ask EVE before she is turned off shut down?

[hoa nguyen]

My sleep had nothing to do with the quality of the game and everything to do with getting four hours' sleep the previous couple of nights. Not getting much time for R&R these days.

[Johnny The Cook]

What questions do we want to ask EVE before she is turned off shut down?

Do you have any good spam recipes?