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News: Buddy Driskill's prize bull, Johnny Booger, found dead. Local diner offers liver and onions blue plate special.
 
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« on: June 29, 2010, 03:45:34 PM »
SKINNER (Sung to the tune of “Sinner” by Judas Priest)

Skinner creature, hides in Albuquerque
The bodies rot around town
The bodies he has peeled, stupid turkey
Do you, do you hear it, do you hear the shrieking?
Deafen every living thing about
Can you, can you see it, can you
See the muscles glistening and red?
Pink skin missing, blood soon will gout

Cling with pride to your hide or die by the hand of the
Skinner!
Skinner!
Skinner!
Skinner!

His claws of fury
They latch on and leave you flayed
Epidermic ruptures spouting
Look at the scars that he has made
He roams the backstreets
Searching for the carcasses to strip
Please don’t take my hide, I’m still using it

Scalp and shuck you all, you'll fall by the hand of the
Skinner!
Skinner!
Skinner!
Skinner!

God of the Dermis, God of the Dermis
Won't you save my skin
God of the Dermis, God of the Dermis
It’s what I look best in

Can't you hear the flesh ripping as Johnny starts to peel?
Can't you see Hoa fall on her ass in the blooper reel?

[SOLO (Glenn/K.K.)]

Thirty points of damage, just this round
Almost unconscious, blood on the ground
The Skinner is here, stealing CON so dear
And not a plastic surgeon to be found

Can't you see the shreds flapping now in the breeze?
Can't you hear poor Johnny starting to wheeze?

[SOLO (Glenn/both)]

...Skinner, Skinner, Skinner, Skinner!
Skinner!
Skinner!
Skinner!
Skinner

Cling with pride to your hide or die by the hand of the
Scalp and shuck you all, you'll fall by the hand of the
Skinner!
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2010, 06:39:34 AM »
Sweet!
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2010, 02:32:01 PM »

Looks like I won't be there this week.  Maybe not next week, either.  I'll have to play it by ear.
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2010, 02:40:51 PM »
Take care of yer ears senor.
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2010, 03:19:55 PM »
Quote from: Uma Thurman on June 30, 2010, 02:40:51 PM
Take care of yer ears senor.

Yes, I don't want hooks protruding from the sides of my head.
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hoa nguyen
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2010, 04:09:33 PM »
Also I am posting a reminder that I will be out of town on Thursday, July 8, and Thursday, July 15.

That means, if you guys want to game, you will need to find another location for those two dates.
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2010, 04:42:05 PM »
Chicken Coop!  Woot!
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